In Today’s Hook-Up News: Miley Cyrus & Jared Leto Are Apparently Hooking Up

February 19th, 2014 // Leave a Comment
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Miley Cyrus & Jared Leto

Have you guys heard my favorite story of the day? I mean, as great as it was staring at Robert Pattinson and Dane DeHaan in long coats, the “exclusive news” from Us Weekly that Jared Leto and Miley Cyrus might be hooking up is truly the best thing ever.

According to sources, “They like to have a good time, they love to talk about art and music — and they’re both comfortable with nudity!”

Well that sounds like a solid relationship foundation, no? 

This story amuses me for many reasons. 1) Because Jared was just rumored to be dating Lupita Nyong’o, like, yesterday. 2) These two haven’t even been in the same city since the Grammys. And 3) As Lainey Gossip pointed out, Jared knows better than to mess with his chances of winning an Oscar.

Although, there is the possibility that they did hook up in the past. As in, after they both performed at the I Heart Radio music festival in September. Think that could be it? Whatever it is, I’m fascinated by it.

Actually, I would be OK with these two dating. Maybe Jared can teach Miley how to best present herself to make the biggest impact, without being gross. That would be nice. Thoughts on the maybe hook-up couple? Sound off in the comments!

By Sabba Rahbar
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