I’m Shannen Doherty, Damnit!

July 28th, 2008 // 8 Comments

This is a travesty of justice. So Shannen Doherty
walked her regal beauty into the Lost Hills, Malibu police station to
complain about paparazzi following her. And the cops acted like they had no idea who this chick was.

Excuse me? Put down your donut and turn on Soap Network! You can probably catch Brenda Walsh allowing Dylan McKay into her fertile kingdom before she went on a permanent journey to  England to be an “actress.”

The desk officer seriously told her he had no clue who she was. Shannen
told him that she was “on TV.” Nope. He even asked around. No one had
clue #1 who she was. Shannen reportedly left in a huff. Though, I would
think she would welcome paparzzi coverage.

She should have re-enacted the scene where she talks Emily Valentine
out of torching the float. Quality drama. Emily Valentine’s punky
roots-hair always sent me places.

These cops need to stop tasering minorities and watch some f*cking TV.
Damn, shouldn’t they be up on our important TV history?. She’s Shannen
Doherty aka Brenda Walsh. I’m so angry about this that I could burn
down the Peach Pit.

Check out all the photos of Shannen Doherty in the gallery.


This is a travesty of justice. So Shannen Doherty
walked her regal beauty into the Lost Hills, Malibu police station to
complain about paparazzi following her. And the cops acted like they had no idea who this chick was.

Excuse me? Put down your donut and turn on Soap Network! You can probably catch Brenda Walsh allowing Dylan McKay into her fertile kingdom before she went on a permanent journey to  England to be an “actress.”

The desk officer seriously told her he had no clue who she was. Shannen
told him that she was “on TV.” Nope. He even asked around. No one had
clue #1 who she was. Shannen reportedly left in a huff. Though, I would
think she would welcome paparzzi coverage.

She should have re-enacted the scene where she talks Emily Valentine out of torching the float. Quality drama. Emily Valentine’s punky roots-hair always sent me places.

These cops need to stop tasering minorities and watch some f*cking TV.
Damn, shouldn’t they be up on our important TV history?. She’s Shannen
Doherty aka Brenda Walsh. I’m so angry about this that I could burn
down the Peach Pit.

By J. Harvey
  1. satan

    I cannot wait for her return to 90210. I hope she kicks Kelly’s a$$ this time & takes back Dylan.

  2. Embs

    I heart Brenda Walsh so hardcore that I cant even deal with her coming back into existence. Valerie totally sucked as a follow up to Brenda.

  3. drew

    Good news for me~~I like this lady. I heard this news earlier at Richromances.com where celebrities and rich people are talking about this at forum of that site.

  4. Marybel

    I cannot get over her crooked face. Can’t look at her. Is that why she’s so bitchy?

  5. me

    oh fuck her! she never deserved dylan to begin with. there was nothing better than watching kelly & dylan hook up while she was in paris. seriously, the highlight of the show, that far in, anyway.
    she’s such an awful bitch, on tv. and in life!

  6. kill 'em all

    who the hell are you??!!!??get the sand out your cooch and let it go. 90210 was the worst piece of garbage on t.v.(and with all the “reality” on t.v. today thats really saying something) I for one am glad the world wiped her existance from their collectives memories,now if we could only get shitney spears out of the media lime light.

  7. Shawn

    I wonder if she tried, “I’m the ex-wife of the guy in the Paris Hilton tape.”

  8. Robb

    The best thing to have said to her?

    “Wait – didn’t you use to be Shannen Doherty back in the day?”

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