I’m Shannen Doherty, Damnit!

This is a travesty of justice. So Shannen Doherty
walked her regal beauty into the Lost Hills, Malibu police station to
complain about paparazzi following her. And the cops acted like they had no idea who this chick was.

Excuse me? Put down your donut and turn on Soap Network! You can probably catch Brenda Walsh allowing Dylan McKay into her fertile kingdom before she went on a permanent journey to  England to be an “actress.”

The desk officer seriously told her he had no clue who she was. Shannen
told him that she was “on TV.” Nope. He even asked around. No one had
clue #1 who she was. Shannen reportedly left in a huff. Though, I would
think she would welcome paparzzi coverage.

She should have re-enacted the scene where she talks Emily Valentine
out of torching the float. Quality drama. Emily Valentine’s punky
roots-hair always sent me places.

These cops need to stop tasering minorities and watch some f*cking TV.
Damn, shouldn’t they be up on our important TV history?. She’s Shannen
Doherty aka Brenda Walsh. I’m so angry about this that I could burn
down the Peach Pit.

Check out all the photos of Shannen Doherty in the gallery.


This is a travesty of justice. So Shannen Doherty
walked her regal beauty into the Lost Hills, Malibu police station to
complain about paparazzi following her. And the cops acted like they had no idea who this chick was.

Excuse me? Put down your donut and turn on Soap Network! You can probably catch Brenda Walsh allowing Dylan McKay into her fertile kingdom before she went on a permanent journey to  England to be an “actress.”

The desk officer seriously told her he had no clue who she was. Shannen
told him that she was “on TV.” Nope. He even asked around. No one had
clue #1 who she was. Shannen reportedly left in a huff. Though, I would
think she would welcome paparzzi coverage.

She should have re-enacted the scene where she talks Emily Valentine out of torching the float. Quality drama. Emily Valentine’s punky roots-hair always sent me places.

These cops need to stop tasering minorities and watch some f*cking TV.
Damn, shouldn’t they be up on our important TV history?. She’s Shannen
Doherty aka Brenda Walsh. I’m so angry about this that I could burn
down the Peach Pit.