I’m Poking Matt Damon

July 4th, 2010 // Leave a Comment


The World Series of Poker Event
attracted celebrities from all levels of showbiz stratum, such as Ocean’s Eleven stars Matt Damon and Don Cheadle to that guy who looks like a fucked-up version of hunktown Jeffrey Dean Morgan…oh yeah Brad Garrett.

Here he is at the event at the Rio Hotel and Casino, Las Vegas (07/03/2010) showing Matt his washboard abs, Damon really seems to be enjoying the awkward display just as much as I. Cheers Garrett! Your public thanks you.

Also in attendance was Shannon Elizabeth who apparently alternates between a career of cinematic breast dangling and one of patience card shuffling. Surprisingly enough, Elizabeth is actually quite the talented poker player.

Under the tutelage of fellow thespian Jennifer Tilly, Elizabeth has won tournaments such as the ‘prestigious’ inaugural Nicky Hilton New Year’s Eve Poker Tournament and has won cash such as the $125,000 prize in the Special 2007 NBC National Heads-Up Poker Championship. Elizabeth got to the final at this year’s World Series of Poker, to play against poker pro Phil Gordan.  Alas fortune did not shine on her on this occasion, here’s hoping the wretched loss doesn’t send her over the edge and back to her previous ‘acting’ career.

By Siobhan Mayling Lam

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