I’m Holding My Breath For My Invite

August 23rd, 2006 // 7 Comments

Beyoncé is planning her wedding to Jay Z, and you know that shit is gonna be B-A-N-A-N-A-S. MSNBC.com states:

The “Dreamgirls” star is set to wed rap impresario Jay Z, and the lavish event will come with a $3 million price tag, according to the upcoming Star. The former Destiny’s Child member is planning a late November wedding on the Caribbean island of Anguilla, reports the tab. Guests at the bash will dine on $300,000 worth of Beluga caviar as well as lobster and Italian truffles and will wash it down with $200 bottles of Dom Perignon. Knowles’ wedding dress will be modeled after Princess Diana’s, reports the Star, and among the guests invited are Oprah Winfrey and U.N. head Kofi Annan.

I like to imagine that at a wedding like this, part of the bridesmaids’ duties include back-up dancing and singing, which I’m totally ready, willing and able to do, B. Seriously. I’ll even wear satin if you say so.

Written by Lisa Timmons

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  1. Jinxy McDeath

    I am so happy these two crazy kids are finally taking the plunge. Equally relieved to hear the nupuals are going to be so understated, and classy. I just hate when people go overboard marrying someone who’s been sleeping around on them for months, by throughing a lavish royal style wedding for a marriage that will last 9 months tops. Mazeltov!

    I guess Jay Z is still mad at Christal. Boo Hoo!

  2. Johnny Chicago

    This bitch’s shit is a hot mess, which is 90′s lingo for – - -

    THE ALBUM SUCKS, PEOPLE.

    p.s. – Get a friggin life and listen to some real music, not this bucket of monkey piss that is being forced down your throat.

    but, knowing you, you like the taste of monkey piss – - -

    DON’T YOU? ? ?

    p.p.s. – fuk you

    smooches

  3. trix

    this sounds really gaudy

    for the sake of the 3 million dollars I hope this wedding lasts more than it takes to plan it.

    wow 3 million dollars on a wedding…that’s just inappropriate

  4. I wouldn’t say that 3 million dollars on a wedding isn’t necessarily “inappropriate”. Hey, if ya’ got it, why not go all out? They can definitely afford it. If anything, they can say that they had a blast, eh?

    I give them about a year…

  5. JaneSays

    Well, coming from Star Magazine kinda shoots down any possibility of truth. I’m not sure if I want those two to get married – yet. She’s never been a dater (but he sure has) so marriage seems far fetched right now.

  6. kat

    So much for giving back to the neighborhood.

  7. Babybing

    Candy Spelling spent 1 million on Tori’s wedding, and then Tori complained that her mom did it on the cheap!

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