I’m Holding My Breath For My Invite

Beyoncé is planning her wedding to Jay Z, and you know that shit is gonna be B-A-N-A-N-A-S. MSNBC.com states:

The “Dreamgirls” star is set to wed rap impresario Jay Z, and the lavish event will come with a $3 million price tag, according to the upcoming Star. The former Destiny’s Child member is planning a late November wedding on the Caribbean island of Anguilla, reports the tab. Guests at the bash will dine on $300,000 worth of Beluga caviar as well as lobster and Italian truffles and will wash it down with $200 bottles of Dom Perignon. Knowles’ wedding dress will be modeled after Princess Diana’s, reports the Star, and among the guests invited are Oprah Winfrey and U.N. head Kofi Annan.

I like to imagine that at a wedding like this, part of the bridesmaids’ duties include back-up dancing and singing, which I’m totally ready, willing and able to do, B. Seriously. I’ll even wear satin if you say so.

Written by Lisa Timmons

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