I’m Guessing Nicole’s Split With Rachel Zoe Wasn’t Too Amicable..

November 28th, 2006 // 3 Comments

It’s so orgasmic when it’s revealed that some of these fame victims are just as vicious as we are. Nicole Richie’s former stylist Rachel Zoe tried taking the passive-aggressive high-road in discussing her split with Richie. Nicole responded by skewering her ass via her MySpace page. On No They Didn’t on Livejournal pointed out Nicole’s retort. This is a howl.


Stylist to the stars Rachel Zoe has come out swinging against reports that she was fired by Nicole Richie.

Rachel issued the following statement to TMZ: “There has been a lot of speculation as to the cause of my parting with client Nicole Richie. The tabloid reports have no merit. After trying to be a good friend to Nicole, we made a mutual decision to sever our working relationship. Changes are inevitable in any business relationship. I am very fortunate to have such a wonderful life, I have been married for 10 years and have been a stylist for more than 15 years and am lucky to work with such a diverse group of women of all shapes and sizes that inspire me everyday. I have nothing but love for Nicole and wish her only health and happiness.”

And in this corner:

What 35 year old raisin face whispers her order of 3 peices of asparagus for dinner at Chateau everynight, and hides her deathly disorder by pointing the finger at me, and used her last paycheck I wrote her to pay for a publisist instead of a nutritionist?
HINT: Her nickname is lettucecup…

In the stylist’s defense, I have to give her some credit for making Nicole look half-way human. I mean, she did put her through some sort of horrific concentration camp or something when it came to weight (ie convinced her to get the bypass). But clothing-wise, Nicole vastly improved her situation in the past couple of years. Does anyone else recall a lot of pink halter tops and denim shorts way back on The Simple Life season one? I do. Girl looked inbred. Post-Zoe makeover, Nicole looked pretty fashion forward and scored spreads in some uppity magazines.

Oh who gives a shit, I just like when celebrities lash out. Nicole might actually be kinda funny. Though it is gratifying to know that she also has difficulty with the “i before e except after c” rule.

Rachel Zoe Explains It All [TMZ]

Nicole Blind Items Rachel Zoe Upside the Head [Oh No They Didn't on Livejournal]

By J. Harvey

  1. sheabee

    Does anyone notice that Rachel Zoe looks INCREDIBLY old for her age??? She looks 55, not 35. Her crows feet are more like ostrich feet. Her forehead has more wrinkles than my 80-year-old grandmother’s.

  2. courtlynne


    Sorry, pardon the outburst, it’s just whenever I see Rachel Zoe, I feel the need to yell that for some reason. Huh. Don’t really know why… Hmmm….

    (PS- all loyal Oprah watchers know that meth ages people like crazy, hence the wrinkles.)

  3. Jinxy McDeath

    She’s an over tanner, you see people who look like her all over southern california, it’s as common as a one dollar bill. She’s very good at what she does, and make that little hobbit look like a stylist adult, rather that that chubby fug drug addict she is. What does nicole look like now? A trashtastic mess, she’s got bad taste if left to her own devices.

    She should be thanking Rachel for caring enough to warn her away from that dope fiend paris. nicole should have had more class, but at least she’ll have that a constant supply of valtrex with paris.

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