Ikea Loves Everyone, Including Bisexual Adulterers

This commercial cracks me up. One, because it proves that Ikea totally wants you to do ‘it’ all over their furniture, no matter what room you’ve decorated in their Swiss minimalism designs.

Which makes me wonder, is Swiss sex minimalistic as well? And then I think of Swiss Miss…and my mind wonders.

Regardless, what this commercial also says is that, “Hey, our kitchens can even hide your opposite sex lover from your same-sex partner, right under their nose!”

And who doesn’t need some of that in their life? Exactly!