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June 19th, 2007 // 18 Comments

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A Socialite’s Life received this e-mail last night:

ATTENTION ALL FANS AND SUPPORTERS OF PARIS HILTON:
A silent and PEACEFUL protest has been scheduled to take place on TUESDAY, June 19, 2007 at 1PM Pacific Time in front of Century Regional Detention Facility on Alameda Street in Lynwood, CA where Paris Hilton currently resides in the custody of the County. The protest will consist of fans and supporters standing in solidarity to show Paris that we stand behind her through this very rough period that she is currently experiencing.
There is a 3 dollar parking charge for those who are driving to Lynwood for the protest.
People who are planning to take part should bring water or the non-alcoholic beverage of their choice and any supportive signs, shirts, etc.
This will be a peaceful protest, playing Paris Hilton’s music and walking and talking.
Some signs can be created and exhibited and all Free Paris T-shirts (professional or homemade) can be brought to the protest by participants.
We are trying to organize about 200 T-shirts to provide. T he best FREE PARIS T-shirt will be honored.
Scheduled to attend this peaceful protest are cast members from “The Simple Life” , many Fox and E! network executives, as well as many fans and friends of Paris Hilton.
Thank you for your support and we hope to see you there!
Free Paris!

Whether it’s a joke or the idea of some deeply disturbed individuals, I’m going to go out on a limb and say I don’t think this cause is worth the $3 parking fee.

By J. Harvey
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  1. Kelsey

    Wow….just….wow….

  2. little geezer

    I’m speechless. Excuse my language, but there are a lot of dumb f#ckers out there.

  3. Darth Paul

    Good point, J, but I think $3 would be worth it to counterprotest. If I lived there, I’d totally do it just to jeer and heckle, because I’m funny like that.

  4. Zekers

    So J., you’re not hopping on the next plane???

  5. donna

    i feel she is excately where she belongs,nobody is above the law,maybe when she gets oput she could get a job and be a better person,living like a star because your family as money now that is sad

  6. donna

    i feel she is excately where she belongs,nobody is above the law,maybe when she gets oput she could get a job and be a better person,living like a star because your family as money now that is sad

  7. donna

    i feel she is excately where she belongs,nobody is above the law,maybe when she gets oput she could get a job and be a better person,living like a star because your family as money now that is sad

  8. Colleen

    That is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard of. She commited a crime, paris hilton or not she should be punished. I don’t see us “average joes” having silent protests to free those in jail.

    People are getting more and more mindless i swear.

  9. Sam

    I find myself really really really REALLY hoping this is an elaborate joke… that would just make my WEEK. I might even giggle more than I did when she was dragged away and locked up for the second time.

  10. Alia

    hahahaha… Paris Hilton music??? I hope that this is a joke and it’s sad that on the last days of the 8th grade, little girls are making T-Shirts with glitter and glue.

    This is ridiculous now, she is just making herself look worse to people than she already did which I must say is quite an achivement on her part.

  11. yaya

    Idiots all of them, well all 3 of them. Gosh it’s not like she was convicted of murder but was really innocent or something like that. These people need to get over it already and let this trash do her time. It’s not like she is doing a freaken life sentence.

  12. veromango

    I wish I was out there… I’d be holding up signs for the inmates saying, “Keep away from the Herpasyphillaids!!”

    Sucks, though, because, after she gets out, the media really won’t shut the fuck up about her.

  13. Gigi

    Who do they think she is? Nelson Mandela?

  14. julie

    I hope no one shows up. This is what makes our country look like losers to the rest of the world. I wish we would never here about herpes girl again.

  15. fuselage

    thats a drive by waiting to happen

  16. paula

    What in the hayul is that person taking!?!?!?

    Froot-Loops available on Aisle 12.

    Paris needs to stay in the POKEY!!!!

    Eh.

  17. Ben

    too fucking bad for Paris Hilton! she need to learn lesson. don’t act dumb no more.

  18. Ben

    too fucking bad for Paris Hilton! she need to learn lesson. don’t act dumb no more.

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