If This Were Only True – Nibbly Things

June 10th, 2009 // 2 Comments

A Cover Straight Out Of Jennifer Aniston’s Wet Dreams [Dlisted]
Audrina Patrdige: Bikini Chick with Douchebags [Egotastic]
Adam Lambert: The Closet is ‘Bullsh*t’ [Towleroad]
18 Year Old Jamie Lynn Spears Does Not Like Being Photographed In Bars [Pink is the New Blog]
AnnaLynne McCord is Lovely For Lunch [JustJared]
Ohlala Bonjour Ryan Betroche [OhLaLa]
Anti-Abortion Group Dabbles In Real Estate [The Frisky]
Don’t panic! [Holy Moly UK]
The Kleerup Album Is Pretty Awesome [Chart Rigger]
OMG, she’s busking: Roisin Murphy [omg blog!]
The Daily Bikini: Nicole Richie [Celebslam]
Something Stinks Like Rotten Tuna [Hollywood Tuna]
Update: “Piranha 3-D” seems promising [The Blemish]
cutie david beckham warms up [popbytes]
Flight Club NYC [Cityrag]

By Miu von Furstenberg
  1. Charity Chic Loser

    Even though I completely believe Brad and Angie are going down in flames there is no way that Brad or Jen would invite the limo driver to leave the car and join them for a drink while they discussed their lives.

    Jen is done with this douche. He humiliated her in front of the entire world, cheated on her and had six kids in 3 1/2 years. His was the most outrageous mid-life crisis any of us has ever seen. No way Jen would be interested in dating ANY man with six kids, let alone this aging freak show.

  2. american dreamer

    Anyone else seen those nude pics of Brad Pitt in Playgirl from years ago (the ones with Gwyneth’s cauliflower ass facing the camera)?

    Well in case you didn’t let me share a LITTLE fact about Brad: he has a baby dick. A teenie peenie. No wonder it took so long for him to have his own kids.

    Angelina’s better off without him.

    P.S. A friend of mine was once Jennifer Aniston’s personal doctor and confirmed my suspicions that Jennifer is a hermaphrodite: MANISTON

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