If There’s Tail to be Had, Justin Timberlake’s Getting it

Cameron Diaz is currently flying her ass to Park City, Utah. With an cleaver. US Weekly has the scoop.

Actress Jessica Biel reportedly flew out to the Sundance Film Festival on Wednesday to spend time with new love interest Justin Timberlake.

“Jessica was picked up in her chauffer-driven Volkswagen Touareg car and instantly went to visit Timberlake when she got into Park City,” a source tells Perez Hilton.

Biel, most recently seen playing a young soldier returning from Iraq in the film Home of the Brave, doesn’t have a movie screening at the festival, although Timberlake’s new film, Black Snake Moan, premiered on Wednesday.

And I seriously doubt she was out there to watch Tara Reid’s drunk ass fall in a snowbank. Jessica better lock her doors and watch her shit. Cameron doesn’t strike me as too stable, lately. Also – while Justin can sing and dance, he isn’t exactly all that. All I can surmise is that he’s at least a two toweler when he’s ret ta go.