If The Police Think Their Reunion At The Grammys is Going To Get Me To Watch, They’re Mistaken

Oh, who am I kidding? Even though I’m totally over awards shows, (I never win ANYTHING, dammit) I’m still going to have to check that shit out for work. It looks like Sting’s putting down the pan flute or jazz recorder or whatever it is he’s playing these days and has decided to get back together with his old cronies from the “Police” for the 2007 Grammy awards, in honor of their 30th anniversary. The Recording Academy dropped the news of the reunion yesterday.

Dude, between this and Justin Timberlake’s own personal “American Idol” that he’s holding specifically for the show, I’m starting to think that they REALLY want us to watch. Throw in Latoya Jackson in a police uniform, shooting at the various winners as they run up to accept their awards whilst dodging her bullets and I MIGHT consider it.