If Only Kevin Costner Could Have Protected Her From This Fate…

Gawker was tipped off by a reader to an ad for a court-ordered auction in Irvington, NJ next Tuesday of Whitney Houston’s most prized possessions, which include a number of acrylic pianos, keyboards and clothing items with “beading,” “sequined,” “animal print” and “bustier” in the title.

It’s just such a shame that this auction will be taking place after the holidays, as I distinctly remember that my mother’s Christmas list included a request for a, “Giorgio Armani Black Beaded Blazer that smells like crack and Bobby Brown’s nasty bits.”

Whitney Houston’s Creditors Have Found the Greatest Court-Ordered Auction Of All [Gawker]

Whitney Houston’s Sound, Wardrobe, Instruments [A.J. Willner Auctions]