I’d Like To Introduce You To My Cousin Earl

November 4th, 2005 // 6 Comments

I’m sure you’ve probably seen this photo by now, but if not, I just had to share. Meg Ryan looks like a clown, and Goldie Hawn (drunk or too botoxed to smile) looks like a hung over leather-faced transvestite linebacker.

(Source: Golden Fiddle)

By Miu von Furstenberg

  1. sagethewise

    OMG…they both look like total shit, especially Goldie!

  2. King Smart Ian

    Remember people: this is what happens when you don’t wear seatbelts!

  3. Cheesy

    Ladies, just because you *can* afford Botox doesn’t mean you *should* use it.

    Seriously, though, Meg looks like a spring chicken compared to the horror of Goldie. She’d have been fine if she just allowed herself to be her age; but when you f-it up with all the botulism and teeny-bopper dressed, you just look more and more like the back end of a horse.

    LET THIS BE A WARNING TO YOU, KATE HUDSON! You can see your future!

  4. Brian

    YIKES…….Wasn’t haloween LAST week?
    What the hell happened to them?

  5. tido

    goldie looks like she’s had a small stroke, she got that down turn on one side of the mouth, looks paralized, classic sign of stroke – why would you do that to yourself on purpose, such a bizarre look

  6. JaneSays

    OMG, did Goldie have a stroke?

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