I Made The Same Face When I Heard The Following…

May 7th, 2007 // 3 Comments

Though I don’t own that classy ballcap. Seriously, that’s an accessory every young lady should have handy. Ladies, in your closet you should have the following:

  • the little black dress
  • a cute blazer that can go from the office to the after work gathering
  • good jeans
  • a baseball cap that says “FUCK”

She’s making that face because gay Lance Bass owns a Marilyn Monroe song and there’s talk of her maybe dueting with the dead Marilyn kinda like Celine Dion did with Elvis on “American Idol”. NOTHING irritates me more than when someone rolls a corpse out to sing with. When I’m dead, I don’t want people I don’t even know making money off my skeleton. I didn’t even like it when Natalie Cole pulled that shit. Friggin’ Paula Abdul, Gene Kelly and MC Skat Cat. Retarded.


By J. Harvey

  1. k

    what a mess she is. someone must remind her that she is a mother to two children. how many moms do you know walk around with a hat that says f*ck?

  2. peachpie

    preach on, J…. tell us how you REALLY feel!

  3. memikeyounot

    She SO looks like my white trash relatives in Central utah.

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