I Know Coping With Kylie’s Cancer Was Stressful, But Isn’t She Into The Ladies?

January 29th, 2007 // 4 Comments

Well, at least he waited til’ her hair grew back FROM THE CHEMO. According to the Courier Mail Olivier Martinez, B-actor and French guy boyfriend of Kylie Minogue, was spotted in Hollywood last week getting his pee-pee wet whilst Kylie was on tour. Not only did he rendevous with Israeli model Sarai Givati at the Chateau Marmont, he also had dinner with Michelle Rodriguez. Who I thought was the dyke currently tongue-lashing the female Terminator. Who knows, sexuality is fluid and monogamy is hard to come by.

Then on Friday, Martinez shared a cosy dinner at the exclusive hotel with Lost bombshell Michelle Rodriguez – the woman he was spotted kissing in a LA street and on Puff Daddy’s luxury yacht two years ago.

The 28-year-old actress spent the night at the hotel and emerged the following morning wearing the same outfit.

“Same outfit” is my favorite detail. I support Michelle’s right to get done by any sex she feels is right at the moment. But I wouldn’t recommend Olivier let her give him a ride anywhere. Bitch drunk drives like a champ! Kylie’s gonna kick his ass, though. No one needs to beat cancer and THEN have their boyfriend stray. I hope she hits him with her IV pole.

By J. Harvey
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  1. bustyournewt

    ‘sexuality is fluid and monogamy is hard to come by’
    thank you!

  2. Fiona

    So he’s meant to stay with her and be a good boy forever because she had cancer?! If you knew anyone with cancer, you’d know they want to be treated as what they are – normal people.

    I think a more accurate description of her sexuality would be bisexual. Why do so many people (straight & gay) have problems with bi’s?

  3. Did Anyone Ever Tell You

    Bombshell?
    Hardly

  4. Dudette

    Bitch, please. There’s no such thing as a bisexual, just a homosexual without convictions. On the other hand, it DOES increase you chances of getting a date on a Saturday night.
    HAHAHAHA, man, I am too funny!

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