I Knew His Parental Concern Was Too Good To Be True

August 13th, 2007 // 12 Comments

As we reported this morning, K-Fed has gone full court press on Britney by serving her assured future pop songstress cousin Alli Simms with a subpeona. Alli’s going to have to testify all about Snack Cake’s mom skills. Which are reportedly lacking. Anyway, sources are saying that the kids aren’t K-Fed’s only concern in this matter. Bitch wants to get paid!

Federline’s lawyer also wants to take Britney’s depo, but a source connected with Alli says the deposition notice Britney received is all financial — in other words, the references are all about money, not the kids.

So does K-Fed want more custody just so he can get more cash? A Federline source says it’s all about the kids and not money. Federline wants Britney under oath talking about whether she drinks and how she parents the kids.

Allegedly, Weedy wants the split agreement changed from 50/50 to 70/30. AND wants Brit to pay his six figure legal fees. Someone needs to have his ass a star-studded telethon. I figure maybe he could get…Monique? And maybe Buckwild from Flavor of Love? Cuba Gooding might do it. Tila Tequila?

By J. Harvey

  1. T-Bone

    So K-Fed doesn’t drink or live the party life???? Interesting… I thought that was all he did.

  2. I am pulling for him. i think he means well and deserves a chance, especially if it means we get to see brit go completely crazy.


  3. LoRider

    Never thought I’d be saying this, but “Go K-Fed!” Ride Lo

  4. jesse d

    HAHA How freakin typical is this??? Rednecks gots ta get PAAAAAAID!! My ex is doing the exact same thing, but seeing as how I’m not a trashy drunken slut, he’s about to lose his arse….

  5. green cardigan

    LoRider – Is he not a ‘gold digging ho’ (Scary Spice) for looking for more money to raise the kids? He’s been given plenty already.

  6. Sheabee

    well DUH! of course he is only pursuing custody for the money. you don’t see him fighting shar jackson for custody of their chilren and it’s because she has no where near the net worth of britney. so he is completely looking for the additional spousal support. he’s a complete loser.

  7. Cat

    Amen Shaebee AMEN!! I totally agree with you!


  8. Ya-Ya

    I think the reason why he isn’t hitting up Shar because she is a good mother. And I bet Britney is behind this piece of gossip. I don’t like either Brit or K-fed but He is looking more responsible and has more support. Britney is a wreck. Hopefully she pulls herself together for her kids and not career. I can’t stand her voice.

  9. What Shebee

    RIGHT! The guy’s a loser. Without Britney he was worth about $40.00.

  10. green cardigan

    And Shar Jackson was worth about 10 dollars. Didn’t Brit Brit buy her a house ?
    I don’t see K Fester trying to get more custody of his first two spawn.
    The two boys with Brit Brit are his meal ticket and he knows it. They’ll keep him in weed are rapper clothes for the rest of his days.
    He must be thanking his lucky stars that he is so fertile. Without that magic sperm, he’d be looking at a future of flipping burgers in McDo’s.

  11. Sam

    Oh I disagree. KFED is better than the CRACKWHORE ANY DAY! And BRITNEY ASKED HIM TO MARRY HER REMEMBER?? She asked for this!! Even HER MOM AND DAD are with KFED. What the fuck does that tell you??? It tells me Britney is REALLY REALLY REALLY FUCKED UP IN THE HEAD. Plus, SHAR NEVER said he was a bad father. AFTER ALL HE DID TO THAT BITCH AND AS MUCH AS SHE HATED HIM SHE SAID SHE COULD NEVER SAY HE WASN”T A GOOD FATHER. IF a Bitch that got left pregnant can say that – I believe her. He must be a decent father. As soon as Britney dumped him – he scrawled that crazy angry writing saying FUCK A WIFE – GIVE ME MY KIDS BITCH. He has wanted them from the first day and he just got 5 million from the house sale so I REALLY DON’T think its all about money even though he deserves every penny dumb ass has to pay because she is fucking disgusting Crack head whore. I belive BRITNEYS people PLANTED that story. WHY would KAPLAN depose her about her financials?? They already settled the divorce he KNOWS HER FINANCIALS. That doesn’t even make sense. Give KFED the kids until YOU DECIDE to GET MENTAL HELP and REHAB you fucking crack head.

  12. hmweis1

    Well, if that statement is coming from a “source connected with Alli”, then it must be true!

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