I Knew His Parental Concern Was Too Good To Be True
As we reported this morning, K-Fed has gone full court press on Britney by serving her assured future pop songstress cousin Alli Simms with a subpeona. Alli’s going to have to testify all about Snack Cake’s mom skills. Which are reportedly lacking. Anyway, sources are saying that the kids aren’t K-Fed’s only concern in this matter. Bitch wants to get paid!
Federline’s lawyer also wants to take Britney’s depo, but a source connected with Alli says the deposition notice Britney received is all financial — in other words, the references are all about money, not the kids.
So does K-Fed want more custody just so he can get more cash? A Federline source says it’s all about the kids and not money. Federline wants Britney under oath talking about whether she drinks and how she parents the kids.
Allegedly, Weedy wants the split agreement changed from 50/50 to 70/30. AND wants Brit to pay his six figure legal fees. Someone needs to have his ass a star-studded telethon. I figure maybe he could get…Monique? And maybe Buckwild from Flavor of Love? Cuba Gooding might do it. Tila Tequila?