I Kind Of Don’t Care Anymore, But Here Goes…
Jennifer Aniston emphatically tells People magazine that she is, without a doubt, NOT engaged to “The Break-Up” co-star Vince Vaughn.
“I’m not engaged and I don’t have a ring and I haven’t been proposed to,” Aniston said in a telephone conversation she initiated to debunk the engagement rumors. “Normally we don’t even acknowledge these things because they’re endless, at this point. The thing that got me was that I was getting phone calls from Greece! My Aunt Mary in Greece is getting accused of lying! I mean, they’re getting angry.
“My dad calls and he says, ‘Honey, it’s on the CNN crawl,’ and I’m going, ‘Wait a second!’ When it starts to travel over into the Today show and CNN and supposedly reliable and accurate news programs, then you just go, ‘This is insane.’ People are getting fed a lot of bull.”
Personally, I’ve stopped caring. However, it’s my job to write about it, so I guess I officially retract any congratulations I’ve put out in the world for the couple. Sorry, Jen. My plans for a secret engagement party for you have now been ruined and I just want to see if I can return the cupcake tree I bought because if not, I’m going to have to eat the whole damn thing myself cause Courteney Cox’s skinny ass sure ain’t gonna help me.
More photos of Jennifer Aniston in her bikini, after the jump.
Written by Lisa Timmons