I Hope Someone Gives Jennifer Aniston Good News For X-mas

December 20th, 2006 // 12 Comments

Cause the bitch could certainly use some. It seems like since news of the dissolution of her marriage first hit newsstands, Jennifer Aniston has been getting hit with one relationship setback after another. First, the emergence of her ex-husband’s suspiciously quick recovery from their divorce, then her relationship and subsequent break-up with Vince Vaughn, and now she gets to watch her former love, Brad Pitt, live out her dreams of building a family with the woman she believes took him from her. US Weekly reports:

“The Shiloh pictures kill Jen,” says one Aniston source of the pricey pictures, which also feature the couple’s son, Maddox, 5, and daughter Zahara, 23 months. Adds a second Aniston source, who says that Aniston was warned that Pitt, 43, and Jolie, 31, would soon release this second round of family pictures: “She is so torn-up about the fact that Brad was able to move on and has a perfect family life with that witch.”

Maybe it wouldn’t be such a cross to bear if that baby weren’t so damn beautiful. Cause seriously, can we all agree Shiloh is friggin’ ridiculous? The very least that Fate could have done for Jen was to give her some kind of imperfection–but unfortunately for her, that baby is definitely still in the running toward becoming America’s Next Top Model.

Jen’s Worst Fear Comes True [US Weekly]

By Lisa Timmons
  1. tom

    Oh my GOD will this bitch ever just STFU and move on with her mule faced self? JESUS H CRIPES it’s ALL I EVER HEAR about her!

  2. jannre

    I don’t think Jen has said anything, so if your telling someone to STFU, it should be the tabloids, not her. IMO, she has moved on, and could care less about these 2 homewrecking hos.

  3. Sorceressss

    I thought Jen didn’t WANT kids and Brad did? At least that was reported to be part of their problems. If that’s the case, the pics of Brad and Ang’s family shouldn’t bother her.

  4. Hey, don’t hate Shiloh cuz she’s beautiful…lol.

    http://www.celebrityfox.com

  5. Ldysunfyre

    Yes, Shiloh is beautiful. So is this baby.

    http://www.myspace.com/misscharsmom

    Just look at the pics of that baby. She’s gorgeous. :P

  6. mg

    brad is an airhead (for real) and angelina had severe parenting deficiencies growing up. her benneton kids are nothing but dolls for her.

  7. whatever

    Yeah, let’s feel sorry for Aniston. Shouldn’t Aniston be crying over the fact that vaughn cheated on her with a much much younger coed. Why is Brad Pitt and his family always cast as the villians in Aniston’s miserable life? People get divorced on a daily basis. Aniston is not the first nor will she be the last. I am sick of her glum face on tab after tab. Get a life and stop milking your divorce. It is not doing your career or personal life any good not to mention the general public who has to hear this cattle wauling on a weekly basis.

  8. mj

    Doesn’t she have anything else to do? I’m so sick of her sad-sack rumours. And I wouldn’t call the vogue interview and the oprah pity parties “not talking about her personal life”, total lack of class.

  9. mj

    Doesn’t she have anything else to do? I’m so sick of her sad-sack rumours. And I wouldn’t call the vogue interview and the oprah pity parties “not talking about her personal life”, total lack of class.

  10. Drew

    It’s enough already to portrait her as a victim. She should move on with her life, actually she did but didn’t work out. Oh well…Life is sucks but that’s life.

  11. getalife

    Jen did not want to have Brad’s baby, how do you know that, did she or he personally told you? She is not over Brad and plays a victim, you are all falling for what some reports say like if it was true. Is like going back to high school and the whole school thought you were someone else because of what someone told somenone’s best friend who was your girlfriends cousin.. and then told you….we do not now this people, they are not saints, they are human and we have no idea what goes thru their heads. Stop judging until you walk on someones shoes…

  12. HARRY

    WHAT GO OD NEWS??????SHE ALREADY GOT A BIG MANSION, A BIG BUCKS ETC…WHY PEOPLE STILL MAKING A BIG DEAL. ONCE SHE SAID: IT’S THE MEDIA WON’T MOVE ON. COME ON PEOPLE. TURN A PAGE. I’M DOING SO WELL. NOW, I’M IN A GO OD PLACE. I’M NOT SITTING SOMEWHERE DWELLING ON THE PAST ETC….SHE MOVED ON. ONLY YOU GUY LEFTED CRYING FOR HER.???????GO TAKE CARE YOURSELF, YOUR FAMILY.DUDE

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