I Didn’t Even Shoplift

First of all, what a scary photo! What has happened to her lips? Has she ever heard of a brush. She was at a court hearing for God’s sake.

Suppposedly her legal trouble’s are “freakin’ her out.” Is she sure it’s not the narcotics that’s doing that? Love complained the case would conflict with her Oscar plans, as well as a trip to London and a video shoot.

Not her Oscar plans! The charges must be dropped immediately.

She also eloquently described the charges against her as “retarded”, as millions of mentally challanged individuals are now referring to Ms. Love as a half-wit idiot cretin.