But actually, I do have some words, namely: WHO? Who did this to you Melissa, and WHY? And HOW?
We do know the what and the where of the situation, though. Actress Melissa Joan Hart, of Sabrina the Teenage Witch fame, showed up to the premiere of Frozen with a somewhat wintry appearance to match.
In case you didn’t notice it, allow me to direct your eyes toward Melissa’s forehead, nose and cheeks – from their chalky appearance, it seems that her makeup artist said, “Screw translucent powder, we’re gonna make this opaque powder!”
Melissa’s makeup is eerily reminiscent of the scene in The Lion King where Rafiki draws Simba on a tree, then in a dramatic flourish, paints a streak across his forehead (please use this image as reference).
The former Clarissa Explains It All star was joined by her husband and three sons, who presumably have severe blind spots when it comes to Melissa’s upper face region. And speaking of Clarissa, the actress has been busy promoting her memoir titled Melissa Explains It All, in which the 37-year-old reveals her past drug use.
“I experimented with weed, ecstasy, mushrooms and mescaline for about a year and a half,” Melissa Joan Hart has said. However, it’s easy to imagine that the actress has since cleaned up her act, starring in and producing the ABC Family sitcom Melissa & Joey.
To check out more photos of Melissa Joan Hart’s makeup disaster, launch the gallery and prepare yourself for some intense secondhand embarrassment.
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