Hulk Hogan And That Other Guy Need To Put Shirts On

April 3rd, 2008 // 11 Comments

Damn, Pumping Iron 6: The Old And Leathery. Hey, listen. I’m no beauty at the beach either. I tend to keep my shirt on because my moobs stop traffic. And not in a good way. But Hulk Hogan and his girlfriend Jennifer McDaniel are terrifying Jaws.

No shark is going to eat those Slim Jim-looking people. Especially with all that hair bleach. Ocean predators would be floating belly up. Also, her pec is coming out of her top. I’m calling the beach patrol.

By the way, Jennifer is NOT the woman who broke up Hulk Hogan’s marriage. That was some other woman with poor eyesight and a lust for money that outweighed her good sense. Trust me, no women in this guy’s orbit look that much better. And I’m including that pre-op daughter of his.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online

More photos of Hulk and his new busty blonde after the jump.

By J. Harvey

  1. sandy

    Those are some creepy-looking people…

    JHarv–you look so hot *IN* clothes, you probably look just as good in your bathing suit. You are adorable!!

  2. Marie

    I thought that was his ex wife…

  3. Amy

    Um, could he possibly look any less interested in her?

  4. Nicole

    Uh someone is going to have skin cancer pretty soon! His skin should not look like that!

  5. buck

    Why all the hate? The guy is how old? 58 maybe? It’s easy to be a smug cunt when you are in your 20′s. Life has a way of taking care of those who don’t take care of themselves.

  6. spaz

    um, is it just me, or does that “woman” look like an older version of his daughter?


  7. j

    Good lord ! PLEASE look at the second picture, his belly button looks exactly like a pair of lips ready to kiss, that scares the sh*t out of me !!

  8. Tina

    I’m all for it if he is really happy. Eventhough it doesn’t seem like he’s digging her as much as she is digging him. But I think he could do better. I wish he and his wife didn’t divorce. I really liked them as a family.

  9. Brenda

    Looks like it’s all for show on his part. She’s all over him and he looks kind of bored. Oh J? You are so right, pic #2 is gross. What kind of belly button has lips??? ewwwwwwwwwwww I’m not going to be able to sleep tonight after seeing that disturbing shot.

  10. Nicky

    HEY! every1 is entitled todo what they want as long its i principle. And whats wrong with Brooke Hogan ‘spaz’ … shes not ugly

  11. Byron Wilson

    The Hulkster still looks good, for 55! Tell me how many 55 year olds have guns like that!

    I am guessing the people dissing him are bunch a beer belly coach potatos who probably can’t even do a push-up.

    His body has been thru hell, via wrestling. He was enormous monster with persona to match for 20 years! Give him a little respect and slack!

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