Hugh Hefner to Give Marriage Another Feeble Try


At the age of eighty, it looks like Hugh Hefner might finally be settling down with just one woman, his number one girlfriend, Holly Madison, before the end of the year. And, like he has most of his life, he will be mixing business with pleasure, according to Page Six:

“This is very secret, but the word is ‘yes,’ ” one insider told Page Six. “Hef has decided he will marry Holly, and he wants it for his show, ‘The Girls Next Door.’ Hef thinks business all the time, and looks for a new hook, although he also does really love Holly.”

It’s always nice when love and marketing can coexist in such perfect harmony. But that’s not all the mysterious source had to say about Hef’s relationship with his three “girlfriends”:

“But Hef sees that she is the most dedicated,” said our source. “Kendra is never there, and they both hate each other, and Bridget is hanging on by being very friendly to Holly.”

All of this is being kept extremely hush-hush because it would destroy the very premise of his highly successful reality show. Well, hush-hush except for the fact that now we all know.

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