Hugh Hefner Engaged To Toddler, Probably His

After only a few months after divorcing his second wife, Hugh Hefner announced his engagement to his girlfriend Crystal Harris. The bitch is 60 years younger than him.

The 84-year-old tweeted that they were engaged on Christmas Eve…

“After the movie tonight, Crystal and I exchanged gifts. I gave Crystal a ring. A truly memorable Christmas Eve. When I gave Crystal the ring, she burst into tears. This is the happiest Christmas weekend in memory,” he wrote on his Twitter page.

And later on, to clear up any confusion, Hefner wrote, “Yes, the ring I gave Crystal is an engagement ring. I didn’t mean to make a mystery out of it. A very merry Christmas to all,” he wrote.

Seriously, he needs to start DNA testing these women so he knows he didn’t sire them…