Hudson Washes Men Outta Her Hair With Eco-Friendly Shampoo

June 17th, 2008 // 10 Comments

Aww, that’s cute. Lance thinks dressing like a Secret Service Agent is going to distract from the fact that his day job is being a total star-fucker. I’m sorry, but seriously, ever since this dude divorced his wife, it’s been one Hollywood chica after another. His life consists of riding bicycles and starlets. For the moment, it seems Kate’s his preferred object of desire.

Not that Kate’s any better, but I guess at least she’s trying to save the environment. Sort of. Hudson is coming out with a line of eco-friendly, cruelty-free, paraben-free hair care products. Ten percent of proceeds will be donated to animal conservation group WildAid. Wouldn’t a more responsible choice be to simply endorse an existing product that already does this, rather than creating something completely new? Maybe I’m just over-thinking this.

Perhaps she’s trying to be a good person. Or perhaps she’s trying to distract from her addiction to relationship-hopping. Either way, I’m going to be judging her.

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Aww, that’s cute. Lance thinks dressing like a Secret Service Agent is
going to distract from the fact that his day job is being a total
star-fucker. I’m sorry, but seriously, ever since this dude divorced
his wife, it’s been one Hollywood chica after another. His life
consists of riding bicycles and starlets. For the moment, it seems Kate’s his preferred object of desire.

Not that Kate’s any better, but I guess at least she’s trying to save the environment. Sort of. Hudson is coming out with a line
of eco-friendly, cruelty-free, paraben-free hair care products. Ten
percent of proceeds will be donated to animal conservation group
WildAid. Wouldn’t a more responsible choice be to simply endorse an
existing product that already does this, rather than creating something
completely new? Maybe I’m just over-thinking this.

Perhaps she’s trying to be a good person. Or perhaps she’s trying to
distract from her addiction to relationship-hopping. Either way, I’m
going to be judging her.

By Lisa Timmons
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  1. Zekers

    Don’t apologize Lisa. Lance HAS been a major star-fucker since his divorce. I used to admire the guy back in the day…not anymore. He appears to me to be a huge, self-important jerk.

  2. Lawrence

    she is just an exact good person. She looks nice with this man. But one thing make me confused, it is said she is a certified millionaire at Richromances.com which is a site for wealthy and famous people. What is he looking over there?

  3. peachpie

    i second that, Zekers. and…. poor lil kate, unfortch, looks like one of those scraggly olsen girls in the lead pic. poor thing.

  4. T-Bone

    I third that, Zekers ;) Not really a fan of either one. There’s something about people who hop from one person to the other so easily. Makes me think they either can’t be alone, OR, they aren’t very deep.

  5. green cardigan

    Not that Kate’s any better, but I guess at least she’s trying to save the environment

    The cynic in me says that Kate is trying to make a buck, but dressing it up as doing her bit for the environment. 10% goes to WildAid, and the rest is profit to benefit Ms.Huson.

  6. say what?

    and I “fourth” it. I also used to admire him for what he accomplished, and after beating cancer, too.

    but he does seem to be quite the slut. from what I’ve heard, it wasn’t only “since his divorce”…rumor has it he was quite the slut DURING his marriage, too.

  7. carrie

    Cruelty free – isn’t that an ostrich bag she’s carrying? Maybe the big birds don’t feel pain when their skin is cut off?

  8. carrie

    Cruelty free – isn’t that an ostrich bag she’s carrying? Maybe the big birds don’t feel pain when their skin is cut off?

  9. DruNken LauRen

    i 5th that too… and good eye carrie, one thing is saving the world, and another is killing poor little animals…

    i live in Texas and someone told me he was quite the slut during his marriage, so, hurray to the EXwife… she can go on w/her life and a big child support check

  10. kpop

    remember the book he wrote:
    IT’S NOT ABOUT THE WIFE
    who doesn’t want to lay down with a guy that will divorce you after bearing three children (twins, even) while he tour de pants and then helping him through cancer??
    c’mon guys! lance has a heart of gold, always sharing himself with any hole that will keep him in the press; at the end of the day, he just wants to crank his legs with a rock hard seat jammed up his butt.
    i think it is called being on the down low.
    as for her, well, she has to (barely) save the creatures she will later have made into accessories. it’s only fair!
    they just deserve each other.
    yes, i hate them both.

    bravo everyone on this page, y’all some smarties.

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