Howard K. Stern Delaying The Inevitable

March 29th, 2007 // 9 Comments

This bitch needs to give it up, already. It’s over, Johnny! Why delay if you’re the Daddy? Ass. Howard K. Stern has filed an appeal to delay the DNA paternity testing.

Howard K. Stern has filed an appeal in his ongoing paternity battle over Anna Nicole Smith’s daughter, Dannielynn, this according to “Entertainment Tonight.”

TMZ is told that the appeal will absolutely delay the reveal of DNA results, but for how long is unknown. The next hearing is April 3.

Last week, Stern followed court orders and drove Dannielynn to a lab for a DNA swab. Larry Birkhead also gave a sample.

Though, I will say this is just the latest chapter in The Greatest Story Ever Told. Speaking truthfully, I have never witnessed events that were so soap opera-like. Not that I’m going to be sad when it’s over or anything. But I am still waiting for Anna’s previously unknown twin sister Mamie to roll into town and lay a claim on the baby, and to find out that Kimmie killed Anna. And that’s when the earthquake hits, trapping Larry Birkhead with Anna’s loyal nurse, and causing the Midjagorean diamonds to plummet into the crevasse along with Bobby Trendy.

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By J. Harvey
  1. jannre

    Why why why! If the baby is HKS, why wouldn’t he want to prove its not Larrys? I think Howard the drug pusher knows that the baby belongs to Larry.

  2. lookwhaticando

    Howard K Stern is a very creepy guy and a possible murderer. The baby is not his. What’s wrong with the autorities in this case. Get that baby away from this monster.

  3. Happy Chappy

    Why would HKS NEED to give up his DNA, UNLESS!, That Larry Birkhead guy’s DNA didn’t match baby Daniella’s. Right?
    Who that Baby-Daddy be?

  4. hoower

    HKS doesn’t need to prove he’s the Dad because he’s name’s on the Birth certificate. So if they already know that LB isn’t the dad, which they must know if they are asking for HKS’s DNA and it only takes 4 days to do that test, then unless they find a Dad HKS is THE Dad.

  5. Kimmie

    H.K. Stern is Not the father of this baby girl. He does not want to give up his DNA because He knows it as well. I would do whatever it took it I was fighting for my biological child. Howard is a greedy bastard that just wants money. And he is using this baby to get Money. He does not give a damn about that poor child.

  6. mmyers

    Why can’t the judge see thru these stall tactics. HKS is not this baby’s father! Now, let’s get it over with Appeal, Asmeal!

  7. mateo

    “…I am still waiting for Anna’s previously unknown twin sister Mamie to roll into town and lay a claim on the baby, and to find out that Kimmie killed Anna. And that’s when the earthquake hits, trapping Larry Birkhead with Anna’s loyal nurse, and causing the Midjagorean diamonds to plummet into the crevasse along with Bobby Trendy” Oh, J. Harvey, you put into words the half-formed notions that run through my mind. A story like this deserves an ending like that. If only.

  8. Kimmie

    Mateo – Its a good life aint it. When it all boils down, every dog has their day.

  9. Keli

    What about intent? Anna Nicole Smith went to great lengths to get away from Larry Birkhead. Presumably, she had a reason (or two). Instead, she did everything in HER power to ensure that her long-time confidant, who has been by her side through it all, was named the father of her precious baby girl. Howard K. Stern has a bond with this child that started at her birth. I believe he did his best to take care of Anna, and you can see the dynamics of that relationship played out. He loved her. He didn’t want to control her, but he did see her make some really bad choices again and again. Yet he loved her still. What I cannot fathom is those who might think that Vergie Arthur would be better suited for raising Anna’s baby when she did a horrific job of raising Anna. What kind of mother would side with her daughter’s long-over ex, Billy Wayne Smith, who had absolutely NOTHING to do with his own son, Daniel, for years??? He contributed nothing! And yet, Ms. Arthur is collaborating with him now that Daniel has been in the ground for months? She really re-defines “trailer trash” as far as I’m concerned. She is the one who wants to cash in on Anna’s success. Birkhead, too. He made his $$ on pics of Anna. I personally believe that Howard would esteem and care for little Dannielynn and put her on a pedestal. He tried and did that as much as he could with Anna. I think he has more intelligence, obviously more education, more class, and more integrity than Arthur, Birkhead or any other nuts that have popped up as an attachment to the Anna Nicole Smith name and fame. In my opinion, he deserves custody of baby Dannielynn, just as Anna wanted, and the baby would certainly be best kept under his care. At least he has the ability to provide well for her as an attorney regardless of the impending estate of Anna Nicole Smith. And he has a strong family background; they are successful and down-to-earth with more seemingly more common sense than all the others in this case put together.

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