How Much Did Jesus Get For Posing For Playboy?

They certainly do things different in Portugal don’t they. Or is it more that ‘What happens in Portugal, Stays In Portugal.’ Regardless, Jesus Christ was having a blast for his new spread in their July edition of Playboy magazine.

I’m less concerned about Jesus being around naked women and more concerned about the fact he is wearing a giant pageant sash. I feel that it should be emblazoned with ‘Son of God’ or something that kind of explains his character more in the shoot.

Lord, what will He think of next?

Tags: Playboy, Religion, WTF