How Is Michael Bolton Supposed To Live Without Nicollette Sheridan?!

August 26th, 2008 // Leave a Comment

I know. That title was horrible, but I felt like I wouldn’t be doing the MB justice without using a song title up there. Regardless, Michael Bolton and Nicollette Sheridan have decided to go separate ways and have ended their engagement “amicably,” according to a rep for Nic.

The two started dating in 1992 for five years and got back together in 2005. They were engaged in March 2006.

I’d love to tell you that the annoying couple decided they could not be lovers when they could not be friends, but I’m afraid that would be lowballing for my fabulous wit.

Okay that’s a lie, I actually think it is a little funny, and that’s what gets stuck in my head every time I hear the name Michael Bolton. My apologies, but it’s early, and you guys are just going to have to deal with it this morning.


I know. That title was horrible, but I felt like I wouldn’t be doing
the MB justice without using a song title up there. Regardless, Michael Bolton and Nicollette Sheridan have decided to go separate ways and have ended their engagement “amicably,” according to a rep for Nic.

The two started dating in 1992 for five years and got back together in 2005. They were engaged in March 2006.

I’d love to tell you that the annoying couple decided they could not be lovers when they could not be friends, but I’m afraid that would be lowballing for my fabulous wit.

Okay that’s a lie, I actually think it is a little funny, and that’s
what gets stuck in my head every time I hear the name Michael Bolton.
My apologies, but it’s early, and you guys are just going to have to
deal with it this morning.

By Intern Traci
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