How Does Madonna Stay So Muscled? A $7,000 Plate

The Daily Mail reports that, in part, Madonna’s muscled body can in part be attributed to using an apparatus called “The Power Plate.” The way this works is, the plate vibrates and you stand on it for 15 minutes, and it’s supposed to offer the same benefits as working out for an hour. That’s the good news. The bad news, it costs about $7,000.

Call me old-fashioned, but if I’m going to spend $7,000 on looking good and am feeling lazy, I’m just going to get thin the way God intended–liposuction.

More photos of Madonna and the kids leaving a Kabbalah service, after the jump.

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