How Cute. Heather Mills Thinks She’s Somebody.
Ah, poor Heather. It’s just now dawning on her that marrying someone with one of the most prolific pop-music careers on the planet, does not mean she’s magically absorbed his popularity and public interest. From OH NO THEY DIDN’T!:
Only a few days ago Sir Paul McCartney was signing autographs for hundreds of fans during a rare public appearance in London. Today it was the turn of his estranged wife Heather Mills to step into the limelight. Unfortunately, nobody else bothered to turn up. Mills, who is fighting a bitter divorce with the former Beatle, was at Finsbury Circus to launch an auction of celebrity shoes on eBay to raise funds for the Mines Advisory Group charity. Few people were present for the launch, in stark contrast to Sir Paul’s appearance at Virgin Megastore for a record signing last week.
Oh, it’s so sad to see a has-been clinging to the shreds of their past successes. It’s even worse to see a never-been clinging to the shreds of her past association with successes she had nothing to do with.
HEATHER MILLS FEELS A RIGHT HEEL AS NO ONE TURNS UP TO SHOE AUCTION [OH NO THEY DIDN’T!]