How Pippa Middleton Got That Killer Figure

Her older sister might have a royal title (and will be Princess of Wales, then Queen of England), but Pippa Middleton walks away with lots of perks.  She’s been linked to some of England’s wealthiest bachelors and is currently dating financier Alex Loudon.  Rumor has it that the two will be engaged before year’s end.

When Pipps arrived at Westminster Abbey as Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge’s Maid Of Honor, the world forgot-for a brief moment-why they were watching.  With an ivory Alexander McQueen number draping her perfectly toned and tanned body, people wanted to know who the hell this girl was. What’s more, they wanted to know how to get an ass like the Duchess’s younger sister.

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Middleton credits that figure to weekly pilates sessions at a gym near her $1.7 million London apartment, according to the Daily Mail.   The city’s hottest socialite was so impressed with the results that she agreed to give a testimonial, which was then posted on their site. An excerpt from Middleton’s testimonial reads:

“Over the past few months I have noticed a huge difference in my core strength and posture and couldn’t recommend Margot more highly as an instructor.  From breathing techniques, muscle toning to overall flexibility and relaxation, my Pilates sessions have become something of a weekly necessity that keeps me fit, happy and energized.”

The naturally athletic Middleton switches her pilates sessions up with running, tennis, skiing and swimming.  Basically, she’s perfect and the rest of us should just throw in the towel.  The end.