Hot Mess Lindsay Lohan Strives To Play An Even Hotter Mess

June 27th, 2010 // Leave a Comment

The script for Lindsay Lohan’s yet-to-be-filmed Inferno, about the life and times of porn star Linda Lovelace, might actually be a pretty flattering role for Lindsay. The script just leaked and boy and boy is it a shit-show. Prostitution, abuse, drugs, sex….here’s at least one girl with way more problems than Lindsay.

The script is raunchy, grotesque, sickening, sad…basically it could either be entirely offensive or, you know, win an Oscar. But I’m sure Disney execs are pulling their hair out over their once golden star, pictured hot-messing it up at the Electric Daisy Carnival (another drug fest!) yesterday, and her new vocabulary in the script. Some choice quotes are:

“I was put on this earth for one thing and one thing only: sucking a footlong…” You know the rest people. She also talks about her absolute love of a certain bodily fluid, claiming she uses it like Ponds cream. Charming!

More? She boasts, “Is there anything in this life I like more than [the aforementioned "pastime"]? Okay. Well, one thing. ON OCCASION. I love it when my man Chuck socks it to me in the…” OKAY, thanks!

Like I said, so bad it almost makes this look good.

By Lola Robertson
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