Hot Bodies Of 2009

December 20th, 2009 // 1 Comment

A lust-worthy list of the celebs that made us drool and hit up the gym in failed attempts to even come close to looking like them in 2009.

Over the past year, soccer player Cristiano Ronaldo has allowed us to do 1-of-3 things: drool over his perfect body, drool over his perfect body on vacation, or watch him break-up with hot models with drool-worthy bodies. Although the tabloids question his fashion sense, Ronaldo knows that his tight little butt cheeks work perfectly well in tight jeans or underwear ads and that he’s got all of us watching.

The Twilight Saga debuted another hottie with this year’s New Moon. The wolf pack’s Taylor Lautner gave vampire RPatz a run for his reigning title as Twilight hottie when he packed on 30 pounds of muscle to fulfill the role of Jacob Black. The countdown has officially begun until Lautner is officially legal!

Sharing the wolf pack good looks, Alex Meraz joined the Twilight cast as part of Jacob Black’s wolf pack and makes women faint… or throw up. Either way, it seems a pre-req to running with the wild is a six pack, tan skin and biceps to spare.

RPatz aside, Paul Wesley is the new vampire on the block starring in CW’s ‘The Vampire Diaries’. It’s safe to say the call for more episodes and the completed full season had something to do with this shirtless, hard body.

An amazing soccer player, a great dad and a wonderful husband, David Beckham continues to rock his hard body. How he manages to keep his beautifully tattooed physique toned while keeping food on the table for a wife who doesn’t eat, I’ll never know. As long as he continues to be the Armani underwear model, I don’t care.

‘The Bold and the Beautiful’ (emphasis on the beautiful) star, Brandon Beemer has a big… heart. He was recently stripped and gagged when he posing for the NoH8 campaign. Here’s my campaign: please continue to keep Beemer naked!

When Gilles Marini joined the cast of ‘Brothers & Sisters’, he had one job and one job only: be hot. And he accomplished that well! Balthazar Getty who?

You can sing, dance and be sexy. Mark Salling of ‘Glee’ proves it. Nothing can bring me more glee than seeing Mark Salling without a shirt.

The ultimate boy toy award easily goes to Madonna’s pet Jesus Luz. Although he’s exploring careers as a DJ, video vixen, among others, we hope that he will always return to roots and strip down to the bare essentials. Jesus, you’re an underwear model. You’re good at that. Stay with that!

Not to be outdone by the men, Marisa Miller continues to air her Victoria’s Secret angel body to the masses. The buxom blonde blew kisses and scampered around in bikinis for us all year. It’s what she does best and that’s why we love her.

Alessandra Ambrosio had a kid?! You couldn’t tell after these images came out of her first photoshoot post baby. And then they make her eat cake to promote the Victoria’s Secret new fragrance, Velvet. How does she do it?!

Form fitting gowns is a trend best suited for the curves of Sofia Vergara. The ‘Modern Family’ star can make us laugh and our hearts race, making her easy to watch with or without the mute button.

When the cute little pixie, Ashley Greene, posed for Maxim… well, she hit the hottie meter. There’s no surprise here, The Twilight Saga is producing some major hot commodities this year.

Sophie Monk continues to hit the B-list movie scene, but with a strategic stroll during Halloween as a lady bug and a convenient nip-slip, she’s hoping it to make the A-list in no time.

And last, but certainly not least Olivia Wilde. Making hearts race on ‘House’, Wilde is throaty voiced, doe-eyed, bisexual Dr. Hadley topping Maxim’s Hot 100 list and rightfully so.

By Samantha Eng
  1. DJ

    Where is Gabriel Aubry?! This summer the pics of Halle and Gabriel’s family vacay heated up the internet.

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