Hot Bitch Alert: Joan & Jackie Collins

Folks, if you don’t know who Jackie Collins is or who Joan Collins is, you oughta be ashamed of yourselves. One was the uber-bitch of the 80s, the other was an uber-author who sprung to fame at the same time for her novels full of devious sexual intrigue. The two were spotted out having dinner together last night in West Hollywood.

What I wouldn’t give to be a fly on that wall! They are basically the original Paris & Nicky Hilton. Yes, that awesome.

One of my favorite parodies of these two women is by the absolutely hilarious Dawn French & Jennifer Saunders. Check out ‘Lucky Bitches’ after the jump!