Honey Boo Boo’s All-Star Family Photo

Good God.  I’m trying very, very hard to not say anything about this photo of Alana “Honey Boo Boo” Thompson and her family.  Dad Mike, mom June, and Alan’s sister Jessica, Anna and Lauryn.

June is 32.  Mike is 40.  Their oldest (and knocked up daughter) is 17.  You do the math.

Foul. FOUL. 

Our friends over at Crushable have a recipe for Go-Go Juice, the super-disgusting mix Alana drinks before every pageant.  Click here to get your fix.

I have to say it.  I can’t hold it in anymore – These people are white-trash-halfbreeds from the underbelly of America and it doesn’t surprise me in the least that TLC gave them a reality show.  I think at one point June started messing with her hair, saying she had to “scratch her bugs,”

I think I’m going to throw up.