Holy Future Therapy Sessions, Batman!
Yikes! I have no idea how the flying monkeys at TMZ managed to get a hold of this, but somehow they got their hands on a voice mail that Alec Baldwin left for his 11-year-old daughter, in which he berates her for missing his scheduled call, in a pretty threatening tone of voice.
“Once again, I have made an ass of myself trying to get to a phone,” adding, “you have insulted me for the last time.”
Switching his train of thought, Baldwin then exercised his incredible parenting skills and took a shot at his ex-wife, declaring, “I don’t give a damn that you’re 12-years-old or 11-years-old, or a child, or that your mother is a thoughtless pain in the ass who doesn’t care about what you do.” The irate Baldwin went on to say, “You’ve make me feel like s**t” and threatened to “straighten your ass out.”
TMZ also found out that Baldwin’s tirade was heard by L.A. County Superior Court commissioner Maren Nelson, who has since temporarily taken away Alec’s visitation rights.
Hmm, which toe on the foot is the “rude and thoughtless little pig”? I can never remember…