Holy Future Therapy Sessions, Batman!

April 19th, 2007 // 20 Comments

Yikes! I have no idea how the flying monkeys at TMZ managed to get a hold of this, but somehow they got their hands on a voice mail that Alec Baldwin left for his 11-year-old daughter, in which he berates her for missing his scheduled call, in a pretty threatening tone of voice.

“Once again, I have made an ass of myself trying to get to a phone,” adding, “you have insulted me for the last time.”

Switching his train of thought, Baldwin then exercised his incredible parenting skills and took a shot at his ex-wife, declaring, “I don’t give a damn that you’re 12-years-old or 11-years-old, or a child, or that your mother is a thoughtless pain in the ass who doesn’t care about what you do.” The irate Baldwin went on to say, “You’ve make me feel like s**t” and threatened to “straighten your ass out.”

TMZ also found out that Baldwin’s tirade was heard by L.A. County Superior Court commissioner Maren Nelson, who has since temporarily taken away Alec’s visitation rights.


Hmm, which toe on the foot is the “rude and thoughtless little pig”? I can never remember…

By Lisa Timmons

  1. lola daisy

    And I just thought I was going to start watching his show.. ha!

  2. BARF

    That poor little girl. I feel bad after reading that. No wonder she’s skipping his calls, if that’s how he speaks to her.

  3. holly

    god I hope this is a fake. Oterwise Kim better get a restraining order.

  4. Sam

    I remember wayyyy back when before they got divorced that he was rumored to be an abusive husband – whether it was verbal/emotional, or physical, I don’t remember. I always wondered how much truth there was to that and if she was just spinning that to come out of the divorce looking better.

    I guess I don’t have to wonder anymore – that poor kid. I love the 30 Rock show, but it’s hard to find him as funny after this.

  5. DeadPlasmaCell

    I’m trying to hear Alec, but it just isn’t happening.. I’m just not hearing any similaries. Guess it is him though

  6. DarthPaul

    Funny and hot. Angry Baldwins make me seep.

  7. jaker007

    First of all he didnt even know her age and any parent that slams the other to the child is way out of line. To call a little girl who is self conscious enough as it is a little pig? No wonder Kim is trying to terminate all legal parental rights from him. Jackass that guy is, jackass.

  8. Canada Girl

    Holy abusive parent! I heard that he was a big ass, abusive, and controlling too. As an aside, I’d like to point out that he’s flying out on 4/20 which is National Weed Smokin’ Day. Hmmm… coincidence I think not!

  9. Me

    This is my dad. He just left a message so incredibly similar, it makes my skin crawl. ugghhh… some men should NOT be parents.

  10. Joann Durst

    It is really sad that there are people in the world who cannot conceive and these 2 bickering baboons have managed to have a child and put her in a dispicable tug-of-war. They should be ashamed of themselves. Losers!

  11. E-STELLA

    little girl: “Mom! Have you seen my cell phone charger?! It’s been lost for over a week and I can’t pick up my messages!”

  12. You should hear what he has to say when she uses the wire hangers.

  13. dudeman

    This is why I think we need to go back to paper cups and string.

  14. jannre

    I heard that he and Kim used to get into some real knock down drag out fights, that she was just as loony as he is. I also read on another site, that Kim took the recording to a judge, and Alex visitation has been suspended until they go back to court in early May! What the hell was he thinking, when he left that message? What an ass

  15. Margaret

    Alec, time to go back on Larry King so he can reassure you that you really are still the role model for dads who have been discriminated against in divorce action. You have no business being a father, you abusive jerk.

  16. Tonysgirl

    Never could stand Alec Baldwin or any of the Balwins they always looked creepy like if you turn your back he will stab you, creepy.

    He should have lost his visitation rights if that is how he treats his ONLY child. He is certainly not role model for children or adults for that matter.

  17. richard

    I never knew they made asses in that big a size.

  18. Sue

    Why is it that you must have a license to drive a car, catch a fish, sell liquor; but, just about anybody can have children? They’ve assured that their child will have issues and counseling…

  19. Sandra

    I love how Baldwin is now trying to spin this in his direction with the whole “Parents lose their patience with their kids from time to time” bit. Yeah, my parents have lost their patience with me over the years, called me rude or thoughtless when the situation warranted it (because I can guarantee you I WAS being rude or thoughtless) but never have they called me a pig, nor would they. Because they’re good parents. That’s just the kind of thing you don’t say to any one, let alone your child. Bastard. I hope 30 Rock recoups his salary after they get shit-canned by the network in the wake of all this.

  20. rdiggity1

    Wow, sounds like he could hook up with my mom but she got remarried after badgering my dad to death

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