Hollywood Gone Hillbilly On MySpace: The Fallout Continues

April 24th, 2007 // 6 Comments

Shanna Moakler wasn’t playing around. According to Paris’ people, that was her correct information that Shanna posted on her MySpace page. Every geek, slut, blood, dweebie and dickhead was calling Ms. Hilton and asking her if her refrigerator was running or trying to get her to undress over the phone. Which she probably did.

Paris Hilton received a barrage of phone calls from unidentified pests Friday night after Shanna Moakler published her cellphone number and e-mail address on her MySpace page. Hilton was in Las Vegas when “the phone calls started pouring in,” her rep told Page Six. The flack called Moakler’s actions “childish and mean-spirited” and said, “It appears to me that this woman is desperate for press and attention.”

I thought Shanna was hot when she punched Paris in the mouth. Now, I think there should be a monument somewhere. She’s wilding out! I once knew a vengeful lesbian who, when her girlfriend broke up with her, called Operation Rescue and told them that her ex was a doctor who performed abortions. And girlfriend got her house picketed. That’s about Shanna’s speed. Travis probably got back together with her out of stark terror.

(Flynet)

By J. Harvey
  1. Small Fry

    The scariest part of this whole debacle is that this douche bag has reproduced….three times no less.

    After this and the Alec Baldwin rant I’m beginning to understand why kids of stars are so effed up.

  2. Loob

    “Every geek, slut, blood, dweebie and dickhead”

    I cannot adequITEly express my love for the Ferris reference! Or for the J.Harv!

  3. P

    Ha and I remember when Paris’ cell number got out quite a few years ago on the internet and people were calling her then. 2003 or 2004 when she was still quite brazen about whining for a bump in public whilst at the MGM Grand’s Tabu Ultra Lounge. Oh how I miss those college days.

  4. leilah

    Uh, Paris, I s’pose I can appreciate your “the camera are focussed, lemme go into my ‘every man wants me’ posture,” but just so that you know that WE KNOW that your boy is gay. No straight brotha wears peach chiffon headscarves tied in a tiny chignon in the back. I ain’t mad, jes sayin’ nobody’s fooled.

  5. Molls

    Forget hillbillies–these people are more like the folks that Jerry Springer’s producer wouldn’t allow on the show for both health and legal reasons.

  6. Sue

    Good one Molls!!!

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