Hola, Juan Pablo Galavis: The New ‘Bachelor’ Is Actually Someone I Want To Bang!

As has become tradition, last night, ABC announced that a cast member from Desiree Hartsock’s season of The Bachelorette would be the next Bachelor. Without fail, they pick one of the guys I was bored to tears by. But something crazy happened — ABC actually picked someone I, and the rest of America if I’m being honest, wants to fuck.

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