Hilary Duff Trolls For Guys In The World Of Professional Hockey

July 26th, 2007 // 5 Comments

Hilary Duff’s got a new dude. He’s a professional hockey player who comes from a wealthy family. Why can’t I meet tail like this? He’s hot, too. Damn them! Hockey players are hot. They need tighter uniforms, but that would probably interfere with the whole protection from pucks and sticks whizzing at their groins at high speeds thing.

Hilary and fresh boy toy Mike Comrie were spotted having a romantic dinner last night at Giorgio Baldi restaurant in Santa Monica. Try the veal cutlet! Comrie is the center for the New York Islanders hockey team, but his “net worth” doesn’t stop there; the Canadian pucker comes with quite a wad of cash — as heir to the Brick Warehouse fortune.

These two crazy kids met while jet skiing in Idaho. Only rich bitches have stories like that. Most of us met at a bar and went home and banged. Or met in a Starbucks while some snotty barista attempted to sweep around them. Or answered an ad for “Short White Fat Male Seeks Hot Guy For Pirate Roleplay”. What? Arrrrrr, matey!


By J. Harvey

  1. green cardigan

    ha ha! Shiver Me Timbers !

  2. jen

    Mike Comrie’s a huge, huge whiney idiot. They deserve each other.

  3. Frida

    I want a hockey player too! *boho*

  4. Criticalthinker snd buddies

    Oh my hotness this two beauties make us sweat!

  5. Persistent Cat

    “Pucker”????? Who the F has ever refered to a hockey player as a “pucker.” Oh, that’s so annoying. And I love the “New York Islanders hockey team.” Where did that come from?

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