Hilary Duff’s got a new dude. He’s a professional hockey player who comes from a wealthy family. Why can’t I meet tail like this? He’s hot, too. Damn them! Hockey players are hot. They need tighter uniforms, but that would probably interfere with the whole protection from pucks and sticks whizzing at their groins at high speeds thing.
Hilary and fresh boy toy Mike Comrie were spotted having a romantic dinner last night at Giorgio Baldi restaurant in Santa Monica. Try the veal cutlet! Comrie is the center for the New York Islanders hockey team, but his “net worth” doesn’t stop there; the Canadian pucker comes with quite a wad of cash — as heir to the Brick Warehouse fortune.
These two crazy kids met while jet skiing in Idaho. Only rich bitches have stories like that. Most of us met at a bar and went home and banged. Or met in a Starbucks while some snotty barista attempted to sweep around them. Or answered an ad for “Short White Fat Male Seeks Hot Guy For Pirate Roleplay”. What? Arrrrrr, matey!