Let’s say you are Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino and lifting up your shirt to reveal your 6,8,10 or 12 pack isn’t enough to justify waking up in the morning, that you find yourself needing a creative outlet for your inner-self, for the part of you not caught up in the girls, the glitz, the game. So what do you do? Rap, duh.
The Situation‘s song, aptly titled “The Situation,” is a collaboration with Fatman Scoop, Disco Fries and DJ Class and is, you guessed it, a fist-pumping club banger of a track with lyrics like, “Grab some ass, drink some ‘yac/ All I do is (bleep) until I get my cash/ Where the ladies at?”
Listen to the song after the jump.
What’s not to love? This man is the full package: a great body and an auto-tuned voice who will rap not-so-sweet nothings in your ear at night. Swoon.