Heidi Montag Infects Hollywood With Heidiwood

April 21st, 2008 // 14 Comments

Here’s the deal. We know that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt aren’t going anywhere. We’ve sort of resigned ourselves to that fact. But since they’re being plastered everywhere, we figure we might as well get medieval on their asses and treat their images like virtual effigies. So we would like to encourage you, dear readers, to use these blog posts to vent about how much these two suck. Because really, isn’t that why this blog was started in the first place?

So, here’s Heidi in her least preferable pose, with her mouth gaping wide open, which always means there’s a threat she might either be singing or talking, both of which usually end with her leaking stupidity. She and manager/mind controller Spencer Pratt are both seen here at Kitson for the launch of Montag’s Heidiwood clothing line. I swear, sometimes it seems like Heidi’s a cult member of one, with Spencer as her leader. It is kind of cute, though, to see him all dressed up in Daddy’s grown-up suit, playing businessman.

Photos: Getty Images

15 more photos of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt at Kitson are after the jump.

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Photos: Getty Images

By Lisa Timmons
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  1. gbaby

    eww, those shoes are hideous!!
    and check out that 2nd toe on her right foot…that thing is gigantic!! ahh

  2. Greggie

    Wow. Those shoes ARE awful. On another note, they really appear to be so cheerful. I’m sure once the cameras disappear they whip out the appletinis and get their sugary drunk on.

  3. beanzz

    Uggghh. I’m so freakin tired of seeing these two worthless whores. Don’t get me wrong, I have nothing against whores, per se. I just can’t stand media whores, and those two are the worst of the bunch.

  4. beanzz

    Uggghh. I’m so freakin tired of seeing these two worthless whores. Don’t get me wrong, I have nothing against whores, per se. I just can’t stand media whores, and those two are the worst of the bunch.

  5. Persistent Cat

    You could just not post their photos at all. I think that would bother them more. It’s likely they are just happy to be talked about.

  6. Momo

    @beanzz Calling them whores would be disrespectful to whores…

  7. Whitney

    Here is a thought you guys. If you don’t like Heidi and Spencer, instead of taking time to say unpleasantries about them, why not post about people you do like. Why do so many take time out of their busy lives to bash others they claim to hate so much? If we didn’t like someone we wouldn’t be concerned with even one post regarding that person.

  8. Bunny

    I personally love them. They are very misunderstood but they seem to be able to get through all the bashing with each other. Lauren, seriously, get over it!!!!!! Just take her back as your BFF!

  9. Bunny

    Give ‘em a break. Lauren just get over it and let her be back in the group. You look like a biatch

  10. nolife

    OMG! spencer is like so hot!I like totaly Lo-Lo-Lo-VE Him! yum! I am like so totaly happy they are getting married! like Yayy for them!

  11. nolife

    OMG! Spencer is like totaly hot! he is like AMAZING! i like totaly LO-Lo-LO-ve him! yum!

  12. nolife

    OMG! Spencer is like totaly hot! he is like AMAZING! i like totaly LO-Lo-LO-ve him! yum!

  13. me

    I hate these two dummies they think there celebraties

  14. Tiffany

    I think that if they can get through all the tough stuff and still be in love with each other, then they are meant to be and its really sweet. As for Lauren, I think she holds on to grudges and should have been over it by now…she probably just likes to be a B****.

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