Heidi Montag Infects Hollywood With Heidiwood

Here’s the deal. We know that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt aren’t going anywhere. We’ve sort of resigned ourselves to that fact. But since they’re being plastered everywhere, we figure we might as well get medieval on their asses and treat their images like virtual effigies. So we would like to encourage you, dear readers, to use these blog posts to vent about how much these two suck. Because really, isn’t that why this blog was started in the first place?

So, here’s Heidi in her least preferable pose, with her mouth gaping wide open, which always means there’s a threat she might either be singing or talking, both of which usually end with her leaking stupidity. She and manager/mind controller Spencer Pratt are both seen here at Kitson for the launch of Montag’s Heidiwood clothing line. I swear, sometimes it seems like Heidi’s a cult member of one, with Spencer as her leader. It is kind of cute, though, to see him all dressed up in Daddy’s grown-up suit, playing businessman.

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15 more photos of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt at Kitson are after the jump.

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