Heidi Montag And Spencer Pratt Are Sorely In Need Of A Hunter

March 24th, 2008 // 17 Comments

Where’s Elmer Fudd? These two need a shotgun blast. Even the little girl would agree. Here’s Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag whoring for Easter photos. No one hustles for flashbulbs like these two. She’s actually letting flies zoom into her mouth just to hold that pose.

Spencer and Heidi took his niece Ava out to look for colored Easter eggs, and photographers. They were so full of beans! They also took Ava to the playground and took turns on the slide! Ava must wonder about her uncle. He never talks to her unless there’s a photo opportunity. She must also wonder why he’s always with a different broad unless there’s a camera around and he has to be with this brainiac.

The whoring for the third season of The Hills is going strong! It starts on March 24.

Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com

12 more photos of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt ruining everyone’s Easter memories after the jump.

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Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com

By J. Harvey

  1. mojoman

    Heidi’s mouth looked like the character Amenhotep in THE MUMMY! beware, she will swallow you whole!!

  2. d

    Maybe if sites like this one stopped publishing photos of such pseudo-celebrity retards they would go away. Brtiney Spears, for all her faults, was a performing. These kids are just sad.

  3. Ctal

    Be vewwwwy vewwwwy qwiet….I’m hunting wabbits

  4. ugherz

    And here’s my daily Spencer and Heidi kissing, Spencer carrying Heidi into the sunset pictures. The same damn poses every single time.

  5. Sheila

    now her fake books match her phony personality!! a little advice Heidi… GO FIND SOME FUCKIN FRIENDS, it is CLEAR you have none!! Also, DUMP THE CHUMP, you’re going nowhere together (except maybe hell).

    P.S. how’s the “music career” going?? AH HA HA HA AH HA


  6. WHY???????? Why even post anything on these 2? No one cares, and of course they whore for the camera…BECAUSE YOU KEEP POSTING!

  7. btchyspice

    i ALWAYS wear a spaghetti strap sun dress with platform heals at the park scene. how…um…normal.

    by the by, there isn’t anything posed about those photos. they are soooo authentic. (the picks, too.)


  8. btchyspice


    (crap…look, i have a terrible cold. i’m lucky i didn’t spell anything else incorrectly.)

  9. 2 Old 4 This

    Poor btchyspice!!

    If you’re feeling ill, what would possess you to look at photos of these two?

    I prescribe no Spiedi for a week

    - see?

    You’re probably feeling better already!

  10. btchyspice

    true dat!

  11. Jeanie

    Wow. That is one gigantic mouth on Heidi. Only small children should look that thrilled about an Easter basket. These photos are strange. Did they actually pose for all these photos for strangers?? I don’t understand these two.

  12. riley

    My favorite part is that Heidi’s bra is hanging out in several of the photos. Classy!

  13. Rach

    “It’s just So Sad.”

    Yes, it really is.

    PLEASE!!!! Stop posting photos of these people! I am sick, sick sick of them. They are ALL fake photos, staged… and I’m wondering….where was the kiddo when they were locking tongues against that tree? and why would anyone trust them with their kid, family or otherwise?

    Hoedi, loved the bra, yea, you should design clothing – you can’t even dress YOURSELF!!!

    sad attempts of being in the limelight.

  14. Cristy

    I agree with everyone else. Except, it is this sites employee’s job to take and post the photos. Not to judge who will like it and who won’t. Besides, if dumass Spendi wants to pose all over the place, let’s just tell them how we feel. She will be falling flat on her face soon. The fact that she has a clothing line is hilarious, because she dropped out of FDIM, and said she wanted to party as a job. The fact that she has songs out is also hilarious. Don’t these two know that no one likes them? Guess they don’t care. They are a legend in their own minds. Too bad she even met Spencer. She shoulda stuck with Jordan. GO AWAY HEIDI! AND WHERE THE HELL IS YOUR MOTHER? she needs to drive to Hollywood and slap the shit out of you!

  15. heidihater

    there’s a good reason lauren never wants to talk to heidi again, and heidi’s stepfather was right in last year episode of the hills, heidi has habit of discarding friends for boyfriends, then wondering where her friends are when things go sour with the boyfriend. and her face is so plastic,not to mention her body. and that glum smug on her face. if heidi isn’t committed to spencer why does heidi demand stephanie, spencer’s sister, be loyal to her over lauren. looks like double standard to me.

  16. heidihater

    Poor Heidi and Spencer, their lives are nothing more than one photo op after another, followed by figuring out what, when and where the next photo op will be. I am so sick of Heidi’s winey attitude about why everyone just doesn’t understand her. And Spencer, who’s so publicity-craved he has no spine when it comes to Heidi’s fickleness. Heidi’s stepfather last season on The Hills told Spencer Heidi has a habit of discarding friends for boyfriends, then wondering where her friends are when things go sour with the boyfriend.

    Lauren saw her for what she is, and I think the camera is now capturing how pathetic her life is. She must have been really dissatisfied with her looks, from her face, to her body, she’s had everything redone.

    I don’t even think she makes The Hills more interesting to watch. She’s got to go!

  17. Amy

    Damn if i was spencer i would carry heidi all the way to a secret house and chop her head off and stuff her mouth with her organs and bake the rest of her body and feed it to the homeless!! YUMMY!!!!

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