Awww, these two are so in love! You know how I can tell? Because they’ve told us so. Holding hands, smiling, making goofy poses–these are all symptoms of individuals who care very deeply for one another. I’m sure they heard that on Dr. Phil or something and figured out that’s what they have to do every time a camera is on them. Seriously, it’s like watching monkeys trying to act like people. I guess it makes sense, though, really, since it’s not like their engagement was ever real in the first place, that they should still be acting so lovey-dovey even after the wedding was officially called off. I bet these two can only have sex if someone is watching, or they’re filming it. Otherwise, what’s the point of wasting all that phony affection?
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7 more photos of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt awfulness that can’t be missed after the jump.