Heidi Montag’s Miss Universe Pageant Doesn’t Completely Suck

August 24th, 2009 // 3 Comments

I so wanted this performance to be just plain awful and humiliating. Which unfortunately it wasn’t. It turned out pretty much like the rehearsal photos showed, except for the fact that the dancers didn’t look as disgusted with her. 

Before the pageant Heidi Montag decided to pose with Spencer Pratt for these photos, apparently wanting to get the humiliation part over before her live performance. I have to admire the fact they the couple is able to get that damn issue of Playboy in every shot. They must have purchased tons of those, because Spencer seems to have a clean one with him wherever the couple goes.

Now my only unfulfilled dream is to hear Heidi Montag sing live. I probably won’t ever get to realize that one though.

Gallery Info: Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt enjoying themselves at the beach on Paradise Island in the Bahamas


By Miu von Furstenberg
  1. Abby

    Why do people keep encouraging them?? They are a disease!

  2. Anonymous

    I completely second that. Could we please please please not discuss these two sad famewhores? Enough!

  3. lmf5000

    What does he have stuffed down his pants? Seriously, blow up the picture and check out his left leg.

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