Heidi Montag’s ‘Higher’ Music Video

February 4th, 2008 // 55 Comments

Directed by Spencer Pratt. Discuss.

By Michael Prieve
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  1. nonna

    Oh my gosh she thinks she’s all that and a bag of chips. Ewww

  2. My $.02

    Oh. My. God. This is so wrong on so many levels. She must have paid for this out of Spencer’s pocket. No one in their right mind would pay this glorified stripper to sound like that. Ish.

  3. Queen Caffeine

    Did he use his camera phone to film this?

  4. yowza

    EEEEEEKKKKKKKSSSSS.

  5. Heidi and Spencer Suck

    They’re complete idiots because the only people who might possibly buy this music is little girls and here she is, dancing around in a bikini, showing off her fake boobs. Guys might want to see that, but they’re not going to be buying any albums anytime soon.

  6. rachie

    Oh no…that was just sad…just sad

  7. [..] Heidi man chin video – afternoon links [..]

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  9. fifth_miracle

    one word, arse!! oh its stinks so bad!!

  10. Amanda

    congratulations to Heidi on purchasing a ginormous rack, being able to make very strange faces, and rolling around on a beach looking really icky. And having very little talent.

    This is why you don’t let your boyfriend direct your music videos unless he’s actually an artist, with a concept and no jealousy issues.

  11. Jennifer

    Bad voice, stupid song and even worse video. I hope they play this on The Soup so that the humiliation will be complete.

  12. MaryBeth

    O….M…..G…! That is SOOOOO WRONG!

  13. Michelle

    Doesn’t anyone have respect for themselves anymore? Women have come a long way to gain respect and it’s women like this who keep us down. Dear god…how many Paris Hilton’s do we need…really? That just sucked.

  14. Corona528

    I listened to this with an open mind and really tried to like it… She has great abs but I’m surprised that the producer the song didn’t catch all of the times she sang out of key… Did Spencer produce the song too? Was there anyone qualified in the studio that could have caught the flat/sharp singing? Best of luck to her…

  15. Corona528

    I listened to this with an open mind and really tried to like it… She has great abs but I’m surprised that the producer the song didn’t catch all of the times she sang out of key… Did Spencer produce the song too? Was there anyone qualified in the studio that could have caught the flat/sharp singing? Best of luck to her…

  16. 2 Old 4 This

    Dear Lord

    The only way the budget for this video could get any lower, would be if it was done in crayon

    and what’s with the Man Hands???

  17. kikiembryonic

    That. Is. So. Terrible. So. Very Terrible.

  18. Kristin

    Am I watching a rerun of Baywatch? Pam? Is that you?

  19. Simm

    Is this for real?

  20. It’s awful! She failed miserably at trying to look sexy and just looks stupid and it looks like it was shot with a low budget camcorder.

  21. Simm

    Is this for real?

  22. Marsha

    What an untalented, useless twat she is.

    Why can’t she just go away already?

  23. cris

    they released this as a joke, right?

    maybe they were trying to be really clever and make it look like a music video filmed on a camcorder by three horny teenage boys, RIGHT?

    i mean, that has to be the only reason for this monstrosity.
    not only is she trying to roll around on the beach like mariah carey, she’s also doing that mariah carey hand waving shit again…the only difference? she’s no mariah carey.

  24. Kelly

    She has no talent and her moves look horrible – makes me cringe!

  25. optimistic

    Someone please tell me there’s an extended version where she gets eaten by a shark at the end…

  26. eve

    ugh. i kept getting distracted by how awful and fake her fake tits look. please, make them both go away!

  27. wza

    please punch me in the face and stab my eyes out.

  28. Heather

    I hope she knows people only take pictures because they feel sorry for her..it’s like American Idol but the bad audition never ends! Please vote to make her go away (=

  29. ppsmith

    What’s up with those jazz hands? Enough!

  30. cosina

    Lauren is lucky she moved out. Imagine hearing that noise coming from the shower ;)

  31. Shaffffondddda

    Someone please tell this white girl to stop dancing.

  32. Sarah

    Dude. That was PAINFUL.

  33. mia

    OMG She is sooo bad. What’s w/ her and the hands, and the faces? She is soooooo AWKWARD.

  34. Stank

    All this video needs is some slow motion running and we have a low rent version of Baywatch.
    Good Lord help us all.

  35. nysid

    I agree with Marsha.

  36. Drai

    I agree with everyone else, I really thought this was some kind of joke! I would say this is career suicide for both Heidi and Spencer, but it’s not like either of them were ever well-respected in the first place. Any radio station that plays this crap better be ready to throw in the towel!

  37. Shish

    eeeek!
    I’ll take paula Abdul over her anyday!
    Now i’m gonna have nightmares!

  38. jimi

    Wow. She just made Paris Hilton look good.

  39. DiscoDee

    do not want :(

  40. v

    holy mother of god whoever gave this piece of shit the greenlight should be shot. in the forehead. with a .45. at close range. For real.

  41. Why_Do_I_Care?

    TWO WORDS: Jazz Hands. Egads.

  42. kaitlyn

    hahahahahahah
    hahahaha
    ahahaha
    haaaaaaaaaaaahahah

    oh my jesus christ. she looks like a horse with dyed blonde hair and a boob job. she sounds like she has a cold, and has no idea how to sing on key. this is the very worst thing i have ever experienced in my entire life.

  43. aimee

    Holy crap. This sounds like I produced this song on my Casio keyboard circa 1988. What’s with the jazz hands? All she has going for her is her flat belly and big hooters. Who told this girl she could sing?

  44. aimee

    Holy crap. This sounds like I produced this song on my Casio keyboard circa 1988. What’s with the jazz hands? All she has going for her is her flat belly and big hooters. Who told this girl she could sing?

  45. Jessica

    HORRIBLE! She can’t sign…she can’t act…NASTY!

  46. Siouxsied

    never seen anything so scary in my whole life, wow is this for real? im speechless

  47. dondadav

    Dear God, it looks like really terribly made amateur porn. And even Hot Sundae on Saved by the bell was better than this ish. So terrible, it’s rediculous. Cheesetastic.

  48. Shawn

    This reminds me of what her video would look like if SNL made fun of it. AWFUL! I had high hopes too, I like The Hills….Christ Heidi!

  49. carla

    this has to be a joke…right? this is BEYOND bad! she really thinks she can carry a tune?! this makes ME look good and i can’t even sing…this is just sad, VERY sad…pobresita nina; ojala que le pagen bien en THE HILLS porque no va hacer NADA de dinero con so “carrera” de musica…hopefully one of her prayers is geared towards giving her strength to handle the negativity coming to her because of this crappy, low-budget, all-around HORRIBLE marketing of her boobs…

  50. Brandon & Trinity Huskins

    Congratulations!!!! We thought we had seen it all….i guess not. What’s with all the hand motions? Oh, and another thing. She wants to start a rumor about Lauren having a sex tape…..what the heck do you think this is? All she needs is to take off her clothes and it’ll be close enough! (I wonder what Lauren thinks? LOL!!!!)

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