Heidi Montag’s Dad Was Unaware That She Was Making Huge Mistake

November 25th, 2008 // 1 Comment

As you may have heard, the most insufferable couple in reality television (and fame whoring), Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, eloped in Mexico last Thursday. And somehow they didn’t tell anyone about it. Including her father. They tell everyone about everything! They’ve photographed every aspect of their lives! Don’t you feel like you could correctly describe the layout of Heidi’s uterus at this point?

“I would be upset if she got married and didn’t invite me!” her dad Bill Montag said.

And when asked what would happen if the singing sensation DID get married, he responded “Then we just have to have another wedding here!”

You know he would have gotten out the shotgun and pointed it directly at Pratt’s forehead if he knew this was going down.

Well, in their defense, “elope” does mean you don’t tell a soul and run off to get hitched. But there’s something off about this one. These two are attached like leeches to fame. Why was there no TV deal, photos sold to every media outlet in existence (not just Us,) and “My Wedding Was Pretty” hit single from Heidi? Does this mean this was for real? Egads.

Click any image in the gallery for more pictures of Heidi and Spencer on The Hills.

As you may have heard, the most insufferable couple in reality television (and fame whoring), Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, eloped in Mexico last Thursday. And somehow they didn’t tell anyone about it. Including her father.
They tell everyone about everything! They’ve photographed every aspect
of their lives! Don’t you feel like you could correctly describe the
layout of Heidi’s uterus at this point?”I would be upset if she got married and didn’t invite me!” her dad Bill Montag said.And when asked what would happen if the singing sensation DID get married, he responded “Then we just have to have another wedding here!”You know he would have gotten out the shotgun and pointed it directly at Pratt’s forehead if he knew this was going down. Well,
in their defense, “elope” does mean you don’t tell a soul and run off
to get hitched. But there’s something off about this one. These two are
attached like leeches to fame. Why was there no TV deal, photos sold to
every media outlet in existence (not just Us,) and “My Wedding Was Pretty” hit single from Heidi? Does this mean this was for real? Egads.

Click any image in the gallery for more pictures of Heidi and Spencer on The Hills.

By J. Harvey
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  1. Mia

    PLEASE, make these two idiots go away !!!!! Where are all the crazy ass stalkers when you need them.

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