Heidi Montage And Spencer Pratt: Two Dicks Shopping

August 27th, 2008 // 35 Comments

Here’s aerobic serpent Heidi Montag and goontard Spencer Pratt after they had alerted the paparazzi to the fact that they would be shopping at the local Gelson’s market. Please scan the horrible couple‘s cart for maximum absorbency tampons for Heidi and Preparation H for Spencer. You know he’s got some sort of swelling problem back there from Heidi using the strap-on on a daily basis.

I’m working blue, but these two need to be stopped. At once. There oughta be a law!

Speaking truthfully, who wears that effed up Solid Gold dancer outfit she’s got on to the damn supermarket? Suedey boots and Jon Benet Ramsey makeup? She looks like she had a stylist in to doll her gross ass up for the produce section!

Click any photo to view all 10+ photos of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt in the gallery!


Here’s aerobic serpent Heidi Montag and goontard Spencer Pratt after they had alerted the paparazzi to the fact that they would be shopping at the local Gelson’s market. Please scan the horrible couple‘s
cart for maximum absorbency tampons for Heidi and Preparation H for
Spencer. You know he’s got some sort of swelling problem back there
from Heidi using the strap-on on a daily basis.I’m working blue, but these two need to be stopped. At once. There oughta be a law!Speaking
truthfully, who wears that effed up Solid Gold dancer outfit she’s got
on to the damn supermarket? Suedey boots and Jon Benet Ramsey makeup?
She looks like she had a stylist in to doll her gross ass up for the
produce section!Check out all 10+ photos of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt in the gallery!

By J. Harvey
  1. YAWN

    AAAARGH!! I can’t take it anymore!!!
    These two are so absolutely fake!!! No one acts that way at a grocery store! And must she hold up two melons (or whatever fruit she could get) up to match with her own boobs for every shot? We get it! We see it! It’s not funny! GAAAAAAH!

  2. 2 Old 4 This

    Didn’t Traci Bingham just use the exact same props & pose about a month ago?

  3. green cardigan

    These two again. I’m starting to find them creepy actually. The way he’s feeding her that strawberry is not normal and why does she always look like she’s on the brink of an orgasm? Hello, you’re in the fruit n veg aisle at the supermarket , you F@ckwits. Sorry about that. He needs his head mashed into the side of that shopping trolley.

    They take fame seeking to a whole new level.

  4. misslala

    This is the fakest shit I’ve ever seen! She is sitting in the damn GROCERY CART!!! I beg of you, please, PLEASE stop putting these people on here. They are disgusting!

  5. green cardigan

    and just to correct you there JH, the high absorbency tampons would more likely be for Spencer.

  6. btchyspice

    ya know, it’s not going to be long before these two are hitting the porn circuit on the web. i mean, this is looking soft-core, enough, no?

    aaaaaaaaaand, i’m out.

  7. Shari

    Who does this?

  8. Skipper

    I totally act like that in the grocery store.

  9. OC Trophy Wife

    I’ve been trying to figure how my man and I can dress up as Spencer and Heidi for Halloween. But how do you do duplicate douchiness?

    But now I’ve realized we shouldn’t go as Speidi because people will try to run us over.

  10. ashley

    God, what douche-nozzles. Ugh.

  11. yuck

    seriously, this is one of the most disgusting pictures i have ever seen. why do these two keep getting their obviously staged photos covered on all of these sites? if people would just stop paying attention to them and their stupid antics…maybe…just maybe…they’ll go away!!!!

  12. Stickler

    Awww, look how cute they are. A golden American couple having some innocent fun at the supermarket.

    -GAGS-

    Please. It hurts to look at them, but then one of them does something foolish instead of just looking dumb and you just can’t tear your eyes away from such blatent stupidity. Which would be why I’m actually looking at these pictures.

  13. cadsarg

    AMERICA JUST DOESN’T CARE ABOUT THIS LOSERS! STOP GIVING THEM FREE PRESS. IF THE MEDIA COULD JUST IGNORE THESE WANNABES — MAYBE THEY WOULD GO AWAY. STOP THE MADNESS!!!!!!

  14. cadsarg

    AMERICA JUST DOESN’T CARE ABOUT THIS LOSERS! STOP GIVING THEM FREE PRESS. IF THE MEDIA COULD JUST IGNORE THESE WANNABES — MAYBE THEY WOULD GO AWAY. STOP THE MADNESS!!!!!!

  15. cadsarg

    STOP GIVING THEM LOSER-WANNABES-PUBLICITY-WHORES FREE PRESS. AMERICA COULD CARE LESS ABOUT THEM. — MAYBE IF THE MEDIA COULD STOP PUBLISHING THESE FAKE PHOTO-OPS, THEY WOULD GO AWAY. THEIR 15 MINUTES ARE OVER!!! GO AWAY.

  16. cadsarg

    STOP GIVING THEM LOSER-WANNABES-PUBLICITY-WHORES FREE PRESS. AMERICA COULD CARE LESS ABOUT THEM. — MAYBE IF THE MEDIA COULD STOP PUBLISHING THESE FAKE PHOTO-OPS, THEY WOULD GO AWAY. THEIR 15 MINUTES ARE OVER!!! GO AWAY.

  17. Babs

    The pictures that would’ve been so much more interesting are the ones of her getting in and out of the damn cart . . . no one can do that gracefully or look good doing it. Proving that real paps have no interest in these two — absolutely bought and paid for press.

    I wonder if they would be so enamored with fame if they were hounded by photographers in the same was real celebrities are.

  18. Juliana

    I can’t stomach these two @ all. If they happened to fall off the face of the earth, no one would ever care.

  19. Juliana

    I can’t stomach these two @ all. If they happened to fall off the face of the earth, no one would ever care.

  20. Juliana

    I can’t stomach these two @ all. If they happened to fall off the face of the earth, no one would ever care.

  21. Rockmelon

    Enough!!!! I hate these two egotistical idiots. How pathetic!

    Just a “routine” shopping spree, huh? Yeah right!

    Stop giving them publicity, please. It’s a slap in the face to your readers that you showcase two lame excuses of human beings.

  22. Rockmelon

    Enough!!!! I hate these two egotistical idiots. How pathetic!

    Just a “routine” shopping spree, huh? Yeah right!

    Stop giving them publicity, please. It’s a slap in the face to your readers that you showcase two lame excuses of human beings.

  23. Megnolia

    GOD i can’t stand ‘Speidi.’ how fake can two people be? i wish i could be like all the others on here asking you not to post their pics, but here we all are…looking at them. it’s morbid curiosity…you see something truly revolting yet can’t tear your eyes away.

  24. Megnolia

    GOD i can’t stand ‘Speidi.’ how fake can two people be? i wish i could be like all the others on here asking you not to post their pics, but here we all are…looking at them. it’s morbid curiosity…you see something truly revolting yet can’t tear your eyes away.

  25. Yoj

    And you posted this on your site because????????

    Maybe socialitelife is trying to get the MOST comments on one post featuring two people everyone loves to hate???

    Give it a rest. Yah, I’m talking to you, socialitelife. Please.

    Stop bringing any more attention to these two.

  26. I love the HiLLS!!!!

    This is so Fake!!!!!!!! They both need to get a life!!!!! LC rules!!!!!

  27. apathetic bliss

    Ewwwwwww so gross

  28. edward every

    Ya gotta wear a flesh tone wife beater and hold two cantalopes to really pull it off!

  29. edward every

    Heidi, you gotta wear a fleshtone wife beater and grab and hold two cantalope to pull off the old playboy cartoon from the mid ’60′s!

  30. edward every

    Heidi, you gotta wear a fleshtone wife beater and grab and hold two cantalope to pull off the old playboy cartoon from the mid ’60′s!

  31. Lil'Iz

    WTF? Why is she sitting in the shopping cart??? This title should be two VAGINA’s shopping!

  32. Sprmcandy

    How about Heidi makes a video of her sucking Spencers cock until she gaggs on his sperm. Would that be news worthy?

  33. Leslie

    Who are they to be alerting anyone on where they are going to be? They are famous for no reason!!! They have no talent and just lucked up on a t.v. show.If you want to be a worthy human being, do something with your life and quit thinking everyone adores you!

  34. Los

    I cant believe those two fools are famous…. and for what, being losers on a fake reality show and making a horrible music video??? Man, I wouldnt mind being famous but not their type of fame!!! Just look at the pics they are taking at the store, she already has fake boobs yet she puts melons and oranges by her fakes!!! Makes no sence!!! Well it just goes to show that you can be talentless and a**holes and still be famous.

  35. Jo

    Shopping trip……right. Just looks like a really cheap photo shoot. Something about Heidi looks porn star likeish and Spencer is the slim ball producer that bangs the cast. If they were trying for that, they got the nail on the head.

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