Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt Will Wed On TV

August 19th, 2008 // 17 Comments

So, the trainwreck known as Speidi would like to unite their evil powers in unholy matrimony that is to be televised live. Heidi Montag‘s made no secret of her desire to get married to sketchy boyfriend Spencer Pratt.

And now these two publicity whores will be broadcasting their nuptials, the couple revealed to Extra.
According to Heidi, “I’m just waiting for that big ring.” God, look at
these pictures. Do these idiots ever actually DO anything? I feel like
aside from being this relationship and the occasional horrible song, they don’t have any other way of filling their time.

I love that these two idiots would like to commemorate the biggest
mistake of their lives by inviting the rest of the world to watch.
Let’s hope the inevitable divorce proceedings will be on live TV as
well.

Check out all the photos of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt in the gallery.


So, the trainwreck known as Speidi would like to unite their evil powers in unholy matrimony that is to be televised live. Heidi Montag‘s made no secret of her desire to get married to sketchy boyfriend Spencer Pratt.

And now these two publicity whores will be broadcasting their nuptials, the couple revealed to Extra. According to Heidi, “I’m just waiting for that big ring.” God, look at these pictures. Do these idiots ever actually DO anything? I feel like aside from being this relationship and the occasional horrible song, they don’t have any other way of filling their time.

I love that these two idiots would like to commemorate the biggest
mistake of their lives by inviting the rest of the world to watch.
Let’s hope the inevitable divorce proceedings will be on live TV as
well.

By Lisa Timmons
  1. Willy B

    I usually come down on you guys for being too mean. But I take it all back, because these two deserve it! You have my blessings to be mean to any no-talent-non-fame-deserving idiots like these.

    Muchas gracias!

  2. Jennifer

    I am so glad I do not live anywhere close to these idiots as I would be too tempted run them down with my truck. They are a waste of time, air and everything else. Get a job already.

  3. pebbles

    of course they will…….what’s that Warren Beatty had said to Madonna way back when in that Truth or Dare documentary? “What’s the point of doing anything, if it’s not on camera?”
    (It’s meant to be derogatory, in case you’re not familiar with the piece.)

  4. Anne Arkham

    Look at my Birkin! LOOK AT MY BIRKIN!

  5. say what?

    so, she’s got $ for a Birkin, but not to buy jeans that fit?

    I am SO F***ING tired of seeing girls and young women wearing jeans that are too long.

    at least she doesn’t have them dragging on the ground covering her footwear (HATE HATE HATE that look) but for crying out loud, can’t she have them shortened? cuffing is for little kids and farmers.

  6. stolidog

    I keep looking at this guy to see what the attraction is and I’ve decided the only thing sexually i could do with him would be to fist him. He’s THAT annoying.

  7. Gina

    they are a cute couple and very normal and in love. Everyone is just jelous, he is hot and young, so what that he is cockey a bit! Eveyone loves Brody, he such a player and a dork too!

  8. tina

    he is hot, who are you trying to kid, if he asked you out, not the on TV, you would date him, but he probably would not ask you out!

  9. you're kidding, right?

    normal? sheeeee-it, heidi, I mean, “Gina”, I’m surprised you didn’t write “jellis”.

    and spencer, I mean, “tina”…”hot”? I guess so, if you like the beady-eyed douche look.

  10. hmmm

    Jealous of what? What exactly do these two do?
    And why would anyone want to see their wedding?
    I usually do not comment on the boards, I just read stuff and go on, but this couple is famous for what??

  11. green cardigan

    stolidog..lol.

    I have no idea who they are but I find these two hilarious. She looks like she’s in sexual ecstacy in that first photo sitting on his lap with the death grip on the handbag. And the cheesy piggy back rides. Its a pity the sun didn’t blind him and he smacked into a tree and knocked his two front teeth out. And broke his nose and got concussion at the same time.
    Don’t worry. Every stage of this pair’s life together will be splashed all over the placee. Except they probably won’t reproduce as he has aplastic willy.

  12. one of the masses

    I hope these two freaks don’t reproduce.

  13. 2 Old 4 This

    green – “a plastic willy” = smile of the week!

  14. Hubba Hubba

    That purse is ugly.

  15. The Kid

    Maybe Mark David Chapman should get paroled and pointed in their general direction.

  16. Joe

    Stop posting these two idiots’ pictures and they will go away!

  17. Matt

    Who are these people?

    Why is this tacky chick trying to film an ad for Hermes purses?

    She looks down market, like a mall chick, the bag is wasted on her.

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