Heidi Montag Has A Song

August 16th, 2007 // 7 Comments

And it’s god awful. FInd your inner talent and cultivate that instead. And if it’s showing your plastic cones off on the red carpet then stick with it. Enough! And then her douchebag RAPS on it. Are you kidding me? This hot track is called “Body Language” and she ruins a perfectly good Yaz song. Allison Moyet should roll up and beat her ass for this transgression.

On this morning’s On Air with Ryan Seacrest on KIIS-FM, Heidi demonstrated slightly less vocal range and talent than Bai Ling as she unveiled her new single “Body Language.” Then, as though that weren’t enough, Spencer — whose whiteness makes Vanilla Ice look like Jesse Jackson — flexed his hip-hop talent by rapping.

I’d rather sound a corkscrew than watch that damn “Hills” show. Too much is too much. These people make me ashamed of my caucasian heritage.

By J. Harvey

  1. Colby

    Craptastic doesn’t even begin to describe this “song.”
    The highlight of the interview was when Heidi described her sound as a “new genre.”

  2. ginger

    It is AWFUL.
    Spencer is ruining Heidi’s life and they are the biggest joke running.
    They are disgusting people.
    Stop giving them attention.

  3. kelgurl

    Its not that bad atleast what i heard of it! spencer is whats terrible and makes me wanna barf everywhere!! an now its stuck in my head..lol

  4. stella

    Guys, seriously, i hate her face, her chin’s too huge and stuff, but really, her song is good.

    you’re just prejudiced because its her singing it. but put hillary duff’s name on it, its a good song.

    but the rap? err… can they digitally edit that out? :P

  5. Jennifer

    I think she sounds really good. Definitely a surprise to me!! I never knew she actually could sing! She’s totally got talent. YAY for Heidi :) Not so much Spencer…. lol :)

  6. Barney

    I’m going out on a limb here and guessing there will be no album, just like there will be no wedding. She says the song was leaked, wasn’t even supposed to be on her “album”. These two are absolutely shameless. Anything to get some publicity.
    Oh, and the song? Forget it.

  7. ginger

    It is SO manufactured, they can take ANYONE’S voice and make it sound like that. Heidi can’t sing, she has even admitted it (did you not listen to the interview?).
    All you have to do is listen to her speaking voice to figure this out, it is not pretty.
    I am not being prejudiced because it is her singing, I used to be pro-Heidi until she turned into Spencer’s toy. If she actually COULD sing I’d give her props for it.
    It’s garbage, the last thing we need is another Britney Spears.
    And if she’s going to go get plastic surgery she should at least get it where it counts …*ahem*chin…..
    Her boobs & nose were fine before.
    More of Spencer’s doing I’m sure.

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