Heidi Montag And Spencer Pratt Want To Bring People Together

June 24th, 2008 // 6 Comments

Perez Hilton is getting all kinds of desperate if his sad ass is meeting Jaysus with these two. Here’s Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt heading to church with Perez to hopefully beg for forgiveness.

Frick and Frack have just launched their own social networking site, Speidiweb.com. I would finish this entry, but I’m going to log on so I can meet some douches.

“We’re about to launch our social website,” Spencer said recently. “It’s going be bigger than MySpace, bigger than Facebook.”

“Speidi” is trying to take this celebrity power couple thing to the heights of David and Victoria Beckham.

“They’re great with their branding, but Speidi is going take it to
another level,” Heidi says. “I mean, I definitely want to surpass both
of them.”

Victoria Beckham just looked over and tried to stifle her laughter behind her Birkin Bag. “Wot did that bint just say?”

The nightmare will also feature Heidi’s music, so this site is going to be comedy gold.


Perez Hilton is getting all kinds of desperate if his sad ass is
meeting Jaysus with these two. Here’s Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt
heading to church with Perez to hopefully beg for forgiveness.

Frick and Frack have just launched their own social networking site, Speidiweb.com. I would finish this entry, but I’m going to log on so I can meet some douches.

“We’re about to launch our social website,” Spencer said recently. “It’s going be bigger than MySpace, bigger than Facebook.”

“Speidi” is trying to take this celebrity power couple thing to the heights of David and Victoria Beckham.

“They’re great with their branding, but Speidi is going take it to
another level,” Heidi says. “I mean, I definitely want to surpass both
of them.”

Victoria Beckham just looked over and tried to stifle her laughter behind her Birkin Bag. “Wot did that bint just say?”

The nightmare will also feature Heidi’s music, so this site is going to be comedy gold.

By J. Harvey
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  1. say what?

    aw, they’ve brought plenty of people together.

    don’t we all hate them unanimously?

  2. Eyes of Green

    You’ve got to love the church going photo op. I have a hard time believing Perez was not struck by lightening in there…

  3. Jackie

    They all gross me out…

  4. jay

    Damn, P’s going bald, too.

    If he wasn’t flaming so hard already he surely would’ve burst into an inferno whilst trying to get all Jesus-y.

    The other two? Just God’s latest plague on the world. Maybe they were just checking in to see what their next divine mission was…

    PLEASE, Baby Cheesus, no more Heidi songs…the world has suffered enough….

  5. Zekers

    Hahahahaha! Good one Say What?…and yes, yes we do!

  6. Mae

    Heidi and Spencer are dumber than a box of rocks. If she is singing on her “Speidi” (what a lame name)site you would only go there for a laugh. Otherwise you would have to have the sound off.

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