Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt Want A Humble Abode

July 25th, 2008 // 10 Comments

Well, if Lauren Conrad can buy her own house, why can’t Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt buy one?

Of course these two will not be outdone. They were spotted shopping in Malibu, nonetheless, for some beachfront houses. The first one was listed at $12 million dollars and the second at $15 mil.

Heidi’s mouth is open so wide I assumed it had to be a publicity stunt, but apparently they really are looking for more privacy.

According to the realtor showing the property they are “serious buyers,” but are going to take their time finding the right place. The two can afford the cheaper $12 million place now, but it will be “at least six months” before they can buy the big one.

Meanwhile, I’ll be accepting Paypal donations so I can make rent in a week and seriously considering pitching my own reality series on MTV. Auditions for tool boyfriend TBA. Must be willing to buy me a new rack.

Click on any image to view the gallery of 12 photos featuring Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt.


Well, if Lauren Conrad can buy her own house, why can’t Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt buy one?Of
course these two will not be outdone. They were spotted shopping in
Malibu, nonetheless, for some beachfront houses. The first one was
listed at $12 million dollars and the second at $15 mil.Heidi’s mouth is open so wide I assumed it had to be a publicity stunt, but apparently they are looking for more privacy.According
to the realtor showing the property they are “serious buyers,” but are
going to take their time finding the right place. The two can afford the cheaper $12 million place now, but it will be “at least six months” before they can buy the big one.Meanwhile,
I’ll be accepting Paypal donations so I can make rent in a week and
seriously considering pitching my own reality series on MTV. Auditions
for tool boyfriend TBA. Must be willing to buy me a new rack.

By Intern Traci
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  1. Stephanie

    hehehe. those too are such posers!

  2. goldend

    “it will be “at least six months” before they can buy the big one”

    they’re struggling y’all !!

  3. jeffro

    Has anyone else noticed that when horse-face does her best “Jessica Simpson” (mouth wide open), there is NOTHING in there…it’s a black, hollow hole…like an old cartoon?

  4. 2 Old 4 This

    There’s goes the neighborhood

  5. Juliana

    I wish someone would stick a d%$k down Montag’s throat, so she can choke on it. These two creep me the f*@k out! Stop giving them press, their jackasses!

  6. Celeste

    Is it just me, or does Heidi bear a striking resemblance to Fozzie Bear from the Muppets? I am sure that she scours the internet and other media devices for photos of herself. Has she not caught on that her “Venus Fly Trap” impression isn’t terribly attractive?

  7. Daniel Monsalve

    WTF is she wearing? They are trying so hard to be on the Beckham level. Not only are they no where near as hot as David and Victoria but they come no where close to their net worth, GIVE IT UP.

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  9. wes

    I would put it in her butt..

  10. jsr

    Please – stop shoveling this crap down our throughts. According to a few insiders I know in the industry, the mansion hunting was a publicity stunt…The couple may be worth 1 million…maybe

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