Is Heidi Montag calling her clothing line “Easy Access”? Because that seems to be the theme. That or “Bratz”. Oh wait, that’s taken. Heidi Montag’s clothing line will be squaring off against Lauren Conrad’s clothing line in Anchor Blue stores across the nation. That ship needs to sink. They should just sell t-shirts that say “Watch The Hills, you bastards!”
“Lauren’s line is not necessarily something I would wear – she’s trying a high-fashion thing, but it’s a little overpriced. Mine is fun and flirty for the everyday woman. Most people can’t afford $200 for one dress,” says Montag. Because the everyday woman wears a zebra stripe halter to the office. Yeah, the office at the Golden Banana on Rt. 1! After her day shift during “Legs N’ Eggs”.
Here’s some snaps of Heidi and her tool Spencer Pratt buying a new camera. He needs a new one to take nude snaps of her to sell anonymously in ten years. You can see the softcore preview of those future photos here.
More photos of Heidi Montag’s clothing line as well as more of Heidi and Spencer Pratt shopping for a new digital camera after the jump.
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